EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY: THE JOELL ORTIZ IMPERSONATOR
Jorge Borrero is not having a good life right now. The lil Jersey boy was going about his business. Then he made the mistake of trying to hop the turnstyle. Actually he squeezed his lil 19-year-old frame through one of the upright ones. There the cops were there as him made the seemingly minor subway infraction. The cops “arrested” him and took his name. Borrero told the cops his name was Joell Ortiz, the same name of the famed Slaughterhouse rapper. Dumb and then dumber. You see, the cops ran lil man’s info and he’s wanted for the murder of a 16 year old. Boom, not only did they determine that he was not a dope lyricist, they caught a murder suspect. Wow. Props to Joell. You have arrived.