Blogger Illseed Signs To Shady Records
(illseed news) In a new breaking development, illseed has become the latest celebrity to sign to Eminem’s Shady Records.
The announcement comes on the heels of the revelation that Eminem has signed Alabama White rapper Yelawolf and rap vets Slaughterhouse.
Because of these signings, Eminem decided to sign illseed as the official weed carrier for Shady Records.
“See, with these new guys on board, there is going to be a lot more weed smoking and we’re definitely going to need somebody to carry it,” Eminem told XXL magazine.
Illseed admitted to being happy at the job prospect.
“I mean, look Bizarre isn’t trying to carry the weed. Neither are those other dudes in D-12. I’ll do it and I aim to be the best weed carrier ever. You old cats can’ f**k with ‘seed!” the former rumor writer said.
Illseed did not confirm or deny that he would be departing his post at AllHipHop.com.
“I can’t talk about that. My comment on that is: its Shady, bitches.”
AllHipHop.com didn’t comment on the revelation.
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