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KANYE WEST: PARIS HILTON WAS BETTER

September 15, 2009

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  1. September 15, 2009 9:46 pm

    whoever made this should have used spellcheck before posting this for the world to see

  2. diffa permalink
    September 16, 2009 1:23 pm

    ghaha.. u see the one where he speaks to swayze how michael’s death was the best one this year? ahahaha..

  3. September 16, 2009 3:50 pm

    LOL – spell check fail

  4. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    September 17, 2009 4:33 am

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.

    THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.

    ALSO, PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S PROMPTING MODE (WHERE WHEN YOU TYPE IN THE FIRST LETTERS OF A PERSON’S NAME AND THE REST OF THEIR NAME COMES UP ALONG WITH OTHER CHOICES BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY CLICK ON “SEARCH.”

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  5. gottheanswer permalink
    September 18, 2009 12:14 pm

    yo ill.. each time i see one of these kanye things, i bug out.. i know you said you was done with them but put them on your blog page.. this one was funny as hell!

  6. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 1, 2009 7:31 am

    PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO GO TO VARIOUS WEBSITES AND MAKE CLAIMS THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN POSTING UNDER MY NAME. NO-ONE HAS DONE THIS, EVERYTHING POSTED UNDER MY NAME HAS BEEN BY ME. PARIS HILTON USED VARIOUS MIND CONTROL ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO DO THIS. SHE ALSO PASSED WIND IN MY FACE 47 TIMES TO COERCE ME INTO SUCH AN ACT. I TOLD OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT THIS. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I PASSED WIND IN OFFICER BURNS’ FACE, EXPLAINING THAT COINCEDENTLY MY NOXIOUS EMISSIONS AND PARIS HILTON’S NOXIOUS EMISSIONS SMELLED THE SAME, AND THUS IF I AM NOT THERE, AND IF SHE SMELLED SUCH EMISSIONS, SHE KNEW PARIS HILTON WAS NEAR. OFFICER BURNS NODDED TO ME, I ASSUME IN AGREEMENT. THIS PROVES THAT SHE WILL SOON BE ARRESTED FOR HER HENIOUS CRIMES.

    PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. IF YOU TYPE IN PARIS HILTON’S NAME ON A GOOGLE SEARCH, ALL SEARCH RESULTS COME UP WITH THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS. ANY REQUESTS FOR IMAGES COME UP WITH IMAGES OF ACTOR ED ASNER DRESSED LIKE A CATHOLIC NUN. THIS PROVES THAT PARIS HILTON IS EVIL.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  7. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 7, 2009 4:10 am

    DISREGARD THE RIDULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER AT 7:31 A.M.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  8. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 10, 2009 10:46 am

    PLEASE DISREGARD THE REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY COMMENT MADE ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER AT 7:31 A.M. INSTEAD, PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM PARIS HILTON, SHE KEEPS INJECTING ME WITH FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES, I NOW LACTATE FROM MY SMALL BUT NOTABLE LLAMA UDDERS ON MY CHEST.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  9. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 16, 2009 12:29 am

    DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME ON OCTOBER 10, 2009 AT 10:46 A.M.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AEG: 33

  10. October 19, 2009 6:03 pm

    I, Brandon Witte, am an idiot and a mental case.

    Please someone, LOCK ME UP. So let it be written,so let it be done.

  11. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 23, 2009 4:11 pm

    DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS REQUEST CLAIMING THAT COMMENTS WERE MADE IN MY NAME WHEN I MADE ALL OF THE COMMENTS IN MY NAME THAT WAS MADE ON OCTOBER 16, 2009 AT 12:29 AM. PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

  12. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 28, 2009 10:34 am

    PLEASE DISREGARD THE OTHER POSTS MADE IN MY NAME HERE, BOTH THE ONES CLAIMING THAT PARIS HILTON WILL BE FACING ANY FEDERAL JAIL TIME AND THE ONES MADE IN MY NAME MOCKING THAT STATEMENT. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE NOT MADE BY ME. FOR STARTERS ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW THAT GOOGLE ONLY BRINGS UP THE MOST POPULAR SEARCHES, NOT EVERY POSSIBLE SEARCH. SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SLANDER ME WITH THEIR INSANE OBSESSIVE FIXATION ON BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN STALKED BY HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BELIEVED THAT SHE TRIED TO DATE ME. FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW SOMEONE HAS BEEN CLAIMING TO BE ME AND POSTING DELUSIONAL RANTS, OR ABSURD COMMENTS TO SAID RANTS. EITHER WAY I WISH THIS TO STOP, PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE WHEN I AM NOT. I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED PARIS HILTON NOR MET HER, NOR HAVE I MET ANYONE ELSE WHOM HAS BEEN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF HERS, PAST OR PRESENT. I’M JUST SOME GUY WITH A HOBBY INVOLVING REGGAE MUSIC THAT IS TRYING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF PERFOMRING SUCH. PLEASE, WHOMEVER YOU ARE STOP MAKING SUCH DELUSIONAL INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33

  13. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 29, 2009 4:26 am

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS STATEMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME ON OCTOBER 28, 2009 AT 10: 34 am.

    AND ALSO, IF YOU TYPE IN PARIS HILTON’S NAME ON GOOGLE WITH GOOGLE’S NEW PROMPTING MODE, THE ONLY PERSON WHO WILL COME UP WITH THE NAME “PARIS” IS PARIS JACKSON, MICHAEL JACKSON’S DAUGHTER.
    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  14. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 29, 2009 5:40 am

    OKAY, TO THE GUY WHO POSTED AT OCTOBER 29TH, 2009, 4:26 AM, WHY DO YOU GET SUCH SADISTIC GLEE BY PRETENDING TO BE ME? WHY HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW? WHY DO YOU KEEP CLAIMING TO BE STALKED BY PARIS HILTON, ALL YOUR INSANE RANTS ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND FROM WHAT I FOUND ON ASKMEN.COM BRITNEY SPEARS WANTING TO DATE YOU (OBVIOUSLY FALSE STATEMENTS) AND SO FORTH?

    HEY, WANT TO PROVE THAT YOU HAVE ELECTRONIC WARFARE DEVICES AND NOISEMAKERS? SIMPLE. TAKE ONE DOWN, WITH YOU HOLDING IT AND YOUR FACE VISIBLE. PHOTOGRAPH THAT, POST THE IMAGE ON SOMETHING LIKE PHOTOBUCKET OR ANY OTHER FREE PHOTO HOSTING SERVICE. THAT GIVES YOU A URL TO POST IMAGES OF THESE SO CALLED ELECTRONIC WARFARE DEVICES THAT YOU CLAIM, WHEN YOU PRETEND TO BE ME, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARE IN YOUR..OH EXCUSE ME, MY HOUSE. WELL I KNOW THERE’S NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES THAT I DIDN’T BUY, AND NONE OF THEM ARE DESIGNED TO BE ELECTRONIC WARFARE DEVICES, AND NONE OF THEM WERE PUT THERE BY PARIS HILTON. ONLY SOME CRAZY PERSON WOULD ASSUME SUCH. LIKE YOU SIR, PRETENDING TO BE ME.

    AND WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION ABOUT GOOGLE? AGAIN I POINT OUT THAT NOTHING HAS BEEN REMOVED. IT ONLY BRINGS UP THE FIRST 10 POSSIBLE ITEMS. NOT EVERY POSSIBLE THING ONE CAN SEARCH FOR ON GOOGLE. HEY, IT DOESN’T BRING UP PARIS, TEXAS. I KNOW, I JUST LOOKED. WHY IS THAT? COULD IT BE THAT PARIS, TEXAS ISN’T AS POPULAR OF A SEARCH AS PARIS JACKSON OR PARIS FRANCE OR PARIS MATCH MAGAZINE? OH NO, THAT WOULD MAKE LOGICAL SENSE, AND YOU SIR, YOU WHO KEEP PRETENDING TO BE ME, BRANDON M. WITTE, WHOM PROBABLY THINKS THEY ARE ME SINCE THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL TO THE POINT OF NEEDING TO BE LOCKED UP, KEEP OBSESSING ON STUPID CRAP LIKE GOOGLE SEARCHES. ANY IDIOT CAN SEE THAT BUT YOU? YOU’RE MAKING ME SOUND CRAZY DUDE. STOP IT!

    BRANDON M. WITTE,

    ARLINGTON TEXAS,
    AGE: 33

  15. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    October 29, 2009 5:45 am

    OH TO ADD TO THIS, AS THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE, AGAIN IF ONE LETS GOOGLE SUGGEST SEARCHES WITH IT’S PROMPTING SYSTEM, ALL THE LACK OF PARIS HILTON BEING THERE PROVES IS THAT IT’S NOT ONE OF THE TOP 10 MOST POPULAR SEARCHES. THAT’S IT. I KNOW, THIS INSANE STALKER I HAVE WHO HAS BEEN PRETENDING TO BE ME FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS..THIS NUTJOB WHO EVEN FROM WHAT I CAN SEE TOOK OUT A MYSPACE PAGE IN MY NAME, AND IS COPYING ME BY CLAIMING TO BE AN ASPIRING REGGAE MUSICIAN THINKS THAT SOMETHING NEFARIOUS MUST BE AFOOT SINCE THE NAME PARIS HILTON DOESN’T COME UP AS ONE OF THE TOP 10 POSSIBLE RESULTS FROM GOOGLE’S PROMPTING SUGGESTIONS. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF PARIS’ OLD BOYFRIEND WITH THE SAME FIRST NAME, PARIS LATISIS? NOT SURE I SPELLED THAT RIGHT, BUT WHY DOESN’T HIS NAME COME UP? COULD IT BE HE’S NOT A VERY POPULAR NAME TO SEARCH, AT LEAST NOT IN THE TOP 10?

    WELL, THIS FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE PRETENDING TO BE ME WILL AGAIN CLAIM OTHERWISE, BUT WHO CAN ARGUE WITH THE CRAZY PEOPLE?

    BRANDON M. WITTE,
    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  16. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    November 2, 2009 4:27 am

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. AND LOOK IT UP, THE ONLY PERSON LISTED ON GOOGLE’S DATABASE WITH THE NAME PARIS IS PARIS JACKSON, MICHAEL JACKSON’S DAUGHTER. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  17. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    November 2, 2009 10:37 am

    NO FAKE BRANDON, LET’S DISREGARD YOUR RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME ON NOVEMBER 2, 2009 AT 4:27 AM. YOU ARE STALKING ME BY PRETENDING TO BE ME! I JUST EXPLAINED WHY IN MY PREVIOUS POST, WHY HER NAME ISN’T COMING UP. IT’S BECAUSE HER NAME ISN’T ONE OF THE TOP 10 SEARCHES. ANY IDIOT, WELL ANY SANE IDIOT SINCE WE KNOW YOU’RE INSANE WOULD FIGURE THAT OUT.

    STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME! WHY DID YOU TAKE OUT A MYSPACE ACCOUNT, AN AOL ACCOUNT AND MAYBE OTHER ACCOUNTS IN MY NAME? WHY DO YOU IMITATE ME BY CLAIMING TO WANT TO BE A REGGAE SINGER, LIKE I DO? WHY DO YOU USE PHOTOS OF ME AS IF THEY ARE YOU? WHY? WHAT PLEASURE DO YOU GET IN TRYING TO USURP MY IDENTITY, AND THEN MAKE SUCH INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE?

    FOR THE RECORD, I..THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE KNOWS THAT GOOGLE HASN’T REMOVED HER NAME. I, THE REAL BRANDON KNOWS THAT PARIS HILTON ISN’T STALKING ANYONE. I, THE REAL BRANDON KNOWS THAT OTHER THEN HER DUI ARREST, FOR WHICH SHE DID SERVE TIME FOR IS NOT A CRIMINAL, OR AT LEAST OTHER THEN FOR HER DUI HAS NEVER BEEN ARRESTED. SHE ISN’T PUTTING ELECTRONIC DEVICES INTO MY HOME, SHE DIDN’T DO THE SAME TO BRITNEY SPEARS. BRITNEY SPEARS HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN THAT IS COMPLETLY UNRELATED TO ANYTHING PARIS HILTON HAS DONE. THAT IS THE TRUTH, THIS FAKE BRANDON IS SO DELUSIONAL HE THINKS HE’S ME, HE THINKS HE’S BEING STALKED BY PARIS HILTON AND SO FORTH. I MEAN THIS NUTJOB ON ANOTHER WEBSITE, I THINK ONE OF THE BLOG PAGES ATTACHED TO US MAGAZINE’S WEBSITE POSTED 11 TIMES WITHIN A 5 MINUTE PERIOD. THAT IS JUST CRAZY.

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE,

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  18. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    November 4, 2009 5:29 am

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.

    AND P.S., PEOPLE ARE NOT THAT STUPID! AND AGAIN, PARIS JACKSON (MICHAEL JACKSON’S DAUGHTER) IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE NAME “PARIS” THAT REGISTERS IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE AND THE GOOGLE’S NEW PROMPTING MODE THAT WORKS MUCH LIKE A PHONE BOOK (LETTER BY LETTER) WITH CHOICES BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY CLICK ON “SEARCH.”

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE:33

  19. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    November 12, 2009 7:48 am

    TO MY IMPOSTER WHO POSTED NOVEMBER 4TH, YOU ARE AN EVIL MAN TO KEEP POSTING IN MY NAME. AND PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT SEEING ALL OF GOOGLE’S DATABASE WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT YOU JUST SAID YOU IDIOT, YOU ARE SEEING ONLY THE TOP 10 LISTINGS! USING YOUR SO CALLED LOGIC, THE TOWN OF PARIS, TEXAS ISN’T IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE SINCE UNDER THE SAME SEARCH IT DOESN’T COME UP. BUT YET, THAT SMALL CITY DOES EXIST AND IS IN THEIR DATABASE. IT’S JUST NOT A POPULAR ENOUGH THING TO SEARCH FOR TO MAKE THE PROMPTING SYSTEM. THAT IS ALL THAT MEANS. THE SAME THING WITH PARIS HILTON. SO AGAIN YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL STALKER AND NUTJOB!

    STOP STALKING ME AND PRETENDING TO BE ME!!

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE.

  20. BRANDON M. WITTE permalink
    November 12, 2009 7:53 am

    OH AND TO MY IMPOSTER WHO POSTED ON NOVEMBER 4TH, POST PROOF. SHOW US A PHOTO OF YOU HOLDING ONE OF THESE ELECTRONIC DEVICES. SHOW US AN E-MAIL FROM PARIS HILTON OR BRITNEY SPEARS SAYING SHE WANTED TO DATE YOU, SINCE YOU MAKE THAT CLAIM.

    YOU CAN’T, CAN YOU?

    THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S ALL LIES AND YOU’RE DELUSIONAL.

    STOP DOING THAT.

    THE REAL BRANDON.

  21. August 17, 2010 6:40 pm

    I think Paris is so pretty girl beautiful eyes but so very wild

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