THE EVIL CULT OF SNUGGIE
The Cult of Snuggie
(Illseed Editorial) The Snuggie is the most evil, vile thing every mass-produced. This thing is a blanket with some damn sleeves in it. According to reports, the Snuggie has sold over 4 million units and has a backlog of orders. Why? Why? Why? Nobody knows, but all with a rational brain know this thing is wicked and it must be stopped. It looks like a monks’ uniform, but when you get more that three Snuggie wearers in one place…CULT. Sadly, they continue to sell. If you get cold, put on a sweater and some socks. A blanket is still a good thing to generate heat.
Epilogue: ever notice why they never show the back of a Snuggie? Why? The damn thing is an open back! And it’s pointless. Join the CULT OF SNUGGIE…IF YOU DARE.