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THE EVIL CULT OF SNUGGIE

January 28, 2009

The Cult of Snuggie

(Illseed Editorial) The Snuggie is the most evil, vile thing every mass-produced. This thing is a blanket with some damn sleeves in it. According to reports, the Snuggie has sold over 4 million units and has a backlog of orders. Why? Why? Why? Nobody knows, but all with a rational brain know this thing  is wicked and it must be stopped. It looks like a monks’ uniform, but when you get more that three Snuggie wearers in one place…CULT. Sadly, they continue to sell. If you get cold, put on a sweater and some socks. A blanket is still a good thing to generate heat.

Epilogue: ever notice why they never show the back of a Snuggie? Why? The damn thing is an open back! And it’s pointless. Join the CULT OF SNUGGIE…IF YOU DARE.

-illseed

39 Comments leave one →
  1. radiotherahim permalink
    January 28, 2009 1:32 pm

    LMAO dude this shit is hilarious…. thank you for the early morning laugh… – Rahim (twitter.com/vladtv_staff)

  2. 2hip4hop permalink
    January 28, 2009 3:32 pm

    Hail To The Allmighty Snuggie!!!

  3. Beyonder permalink
    January 28, 2009 4:02 pm

    “my snuggie(7x)
    she say she like
    my snuggie, I’m fresh(3x)
    YEP!! Fly then a mu’f*c*a”

  4. Richmond_CA permalink
    January 28, 2009 5:54 pm

    ain’t this just a robe you wear backwards?

    this must be the next best thing since wearing your hat backwards.

  5. Solo permalink
    January 28, 2009 6:42 pm

    Oh-Sh*t!
    What is that guy doing on my couch

  6. the_muse permalink
    January 28, 2009 7:20 pm

    LMAO! i thought this was the most ridiculous thing in the world! i throw on my TSU hoodie and use my wool throw to warm up… i never get frustrated when i have to uncover my hands to go for something!

    i need to create something crazy that can sell a million units!
    this thing is worse than that walkman that lets you hear a coach giving plays to his football team!

  7. E ov bK permalink
    January 28, 2009 7:31 pm

    just go an buy a 10 xl hoodie n be e z

  8. M.Bonez permalink
    January 28, 2009 9:38 pm

    Proud member of Snuggie since 2009.

  9. maurice permalink
    January 28, 2009 11:31 pm

    @illseed

    No disrespect but only you would think that, why cant it just be a new way of relaxing instead of having to be something about a colt. I would like to have one of those i mean falling asleep and that and waking up not having to worry about your blanket being on the floor and have to get up to get it lol….pretty convient

  10. January 28, 2009 11:53 pm

    the snuggies scare me too… help.

    ~ C.H.
    Find everything you need to know about music at the new Decibel Music Blog.

  11. January 29, 2009 2:36 am

    @maurice

    stop sleepin wild lol

  12. maurice permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:42 am

    @R.Watts

    Man S**t happens lol

  13. January 29, 2009 10:27 am

    You are so funny! Brilliant! What joy, Thanks

  14. January 29, 2009 11:39 am

    *turns around slowly with my snuggie on to make sure i don’t trip and walks out this blog*

  15. January 29, 2009 12:20 pm

    This is the most hideous thing on the market since the invention of the Croc. Hopefully no one is combinging the two…..ugh.

  16. devon permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:17 pm

    of course it has an open back…
    it’s a BLANKET.
    u make it seem like it’s so horrible??

  17. January 29, 2009 3:38 pm

    Are people honestly not spart enough to just use a normal blanket? That’s my question…

  18. January 29, 2009 3:39 pm

    Wow…and then I spelled smart with a “P”…such an idiot…

  19. LMB permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:52 pm

    Hey buddy,

    The snuggie is sh*t. It’s cheaply made and has really thin fleece. It’s basically for the Walmart crowd.

    The pic you have is from the original Slanket. I own the Slanket and its actually a good blanket, and its an ‘merican company so don’t hate on it. If you are seriously going to crack on something get your facts and pics right.

  20. joecleezy permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:16 pm

    Dude i the commercial at the game looks like the lamest / gayest husband in history. If my wife bought me one of these I’d choke her for playin with my manhood. They look like the druids.

  21. Dual Monitor permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:45 pm

    Those things are completely hilarious!

  22. travispippens permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:32 am

    This should have been the real commercial:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897842

  23. January 30, 2009 4:29 am

    ho! Goooooood !

  24. DasBoots permalink
    January 30, 2009 11:59 am

    Sadly enough you may have a point! On the screen before you hit play you see the fire in the polygon which is a formation of the hexagram, associated as a satanic symbol….. hidden in plain sight! Could this be the reason it is such a “cult” phenomenon?

    After all, you “embody” yourself in a robe. Could this be a way to “possess” you…. hmm.

  25. January 30, 2009 3:38 pm

    You’re writing is terrible uneducated and written like that of a 12 year old. Fix it up…

  26. January 30, 2009 3:39 pm

    *Your…
    shit

  27. caiter permalink
    January 30, 2009 5:19 pm

    man… those snuggies are terrible. i was walking by the newsstand couple days ago and saw usa today did a story on them called the secret world of snuggies… didnt read it you know… but i am sure they were referring to this “cult fashion” you’re referring to… ha. oh, snuggies! why!?

  28. mommywiz permalink
    January 30, 2009 5:42 pm

    I think they use subliminal messages in their commercials. I couldn’t agree with you more, yet, I almost bought one the other night… almost…

    Thanks for the wake-up call!

    MommyWizdom

  29. January 31, 2009 1:38 am

    normal people either –

    man up and turn up the damned thermostat!

    or

    put on a NORMAL blanket (unless you’re seriously retarded, it’s not that hard to keep a blanket on!

    or

    put on a damned extra t shirt and a pair of sweatpants

    or

    some combination of the above three suggestions!

    Who the hell would want this horrible looking product? You look like a total doofus when you wear it – and every minute you keep it on causes you to lose an IQ point and 1,000 brain cells!

  30. January 31, 2009 1:39 am

    Only white people would do something like this, but hey if your cold your cold i bet it sales.

  31. okathleen permalink
    January 31, 2009 4:38 pm

    Everything about the snuggie is wrong… regression into a romper suit my friends. Nearly as bad as the ubiquitous Ugg boots in the Uk.

    http://www.okathleen.wordpress.com

  32. January 31, 2009 8:47 pm

    Makes a great christmas gift!

  33. MzDavis2U permalink
    February 3, 2009 4:57 pm

    ok never herd of it but it is a horrible as u say lol, but its not as bad as the cash for gold..u seen the comercial wit broke ass mc hammer the way our economy is ppl gonna be punchin ppls gold teeth out to get a few dollas..Smh

  34. February 10, 2009 4:03 am

    Holy hell that guy on the couch looks like a weirdo cultist.

  35. illfam permalink
    February 24, 2009 3:38 pm

    Sorry…@$14.99 @ bed bath and beyond i have to join….DAh.g.rama(word to martin)

  36. February 4, 2010 9:31 am

    I Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – nonetheless I am taking your RSS feed so I can read your site offline. Thanks.

  37. February 9, 2010 10:00 pm

    In time all will come to respect the massive power and elegance of the Snuggie empire!

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