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STUDY: MASTURBATION CAUSES CANCER

January 28, 2009

(Illseed News) A recent study will have men shaking in their boxers if they choked the chicken a bit too much in their younger years.

Researchers at the University of Nottingham have determined that men who masturbate often in their 20s and 30s are far more prone to developing prostate cancer.

The scientists surveyed 800 men and about half of them had suffered from prostate cancer.

The same data could be attributed to gentlemen that got their mack on frequently with the ladies, but the higher sexual activity was generally credited the act of self-love.

Ironically, men over 40 that jerk-off or shag a lot of babes can reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

Masturbation clearly needs a great publicist to stop this bad press.

311 Comments leave one →
  1. gottheanswer permalink
    January 28, 2009 11:06 am

    ey ill!!!!! anit nothing wrong with getting to know ones self… (nigga jus chilln’…. chilln like a muggg.. nigga jus chilln!!!…………… nigga tied… chilln’ like a mu-fuka.. chilln, chilln, chilln, chilln, chilln like a mu fuka)

  2. steppin razor permalink
    January 28, 2009 12:01 pm

    this article has greatly altered the course of my young adulthood

  3. January 28, 2009 1:26 pm

    I’M DONE FOR THEN!

  4. January 28, 2009 1:28 pm

    NO NO NO IM DOOMED !

  5. radiotherahim permalink
    January 28, 2009 2:49 pm

    hahahhahaha…. we’re all gonna die one day

  6. Dutch Mastereson permalink
    January 28, 2009 3:45 pm

    Illseed…I don’t why you would even post this shit maine…..what the fuck is “often”??? Dudes need details maine!!! I guess every man is at risk for prostate cancer then, pretty much…..lol!!

  7. one shot permalink
    January 28, 2009 4:09 pm

    this comment above me not only brings me back to like 95 96 but is probably the most funny reply I have heard in a LONNNNG time. Thank you gottheanswer Thank you!

  8. Negrita permalink
    January 28, 2009 4:20 pm

    Umm….i’m sorry but you DONT got the answer! Next time, say NUTTIN’ and just chill!!

    Sucks for you guys….hopefully they won’t come out w/no bullshit news about us ladies and ‘gettin’ 2 noe urself’ pleasuring!!!
    😉

  9. gingabreadman permalink
    January 28, 2009 4:58 pm

    NOOOOOOO!!!! lol j/p….a lil lol

  10. P-Gunna permalink
    January 28, 2009 6:05 pm

    Please spell Masturbation correctly

  11. January 28, 2009 7:27 pm

    I don’t get it. Half the men they surveyed had prostate cancer, but how did they make that connection? I know prostate cancer kills more men then breast cancer kills women, but maybe that’s just something on it’s own. Of course, I don’t go to the University of Nottingham.

  12. nikeforces permalink
    January 28, 2009 7:47 pm

    Martin is always a classic. But damn I know some people just died for a few seconds

  13. lifted permalink
    January 28, 2009 10:31 pm

    Lol, I was one of those who just died. That took me back.

  14. January 28, 2009 11:54 pm

    OK. Let me guess. The Church authorized this study in some way or form. Remember, the bible says “though shall not spill thy seed.”

  15. teamlaws permalink
    January 29, 2009 12:02 am

    it also causes misspelling (LOL)

  16. Tired Negro Princess permalink
    January 29, 2009 12:06 am

    Masturbation ‘cuts cancer risk’

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

  17. kazasho permalink
    January 29, 2009 12:37 am

    yes. masterbation cause cancer, not masturbation 😛

  18. hvilleguy permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:52 am

    I think that 800 men sample is small. I would like to see the data gathered from this study.
    Common sense tells us that if what you are saying is true, then we would have a serious population problem. I’ll continue enjoying the pleasures and benefits that I find in masterbation.

    • masteratdabaitin permalink
      September 4, 2009 7:25 am

      wtf benefits are in masturbation huh?

  19. allbymyself permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:37 am

    So if im between 20-30 and jerk off like crazy- lets say once a day . then a will get cancer. So why dont i just keep jerking off until i get to my 40s and then i should be fine according to the paragraph

    Researchers at the University of Nottingham have determined that men who masturbate often in their 20s and 30s are far more prone to developing prostate cancer.

    Ironically, men over 40 that jerk-off or shag a lot of babes can reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

  20. January 29, 2009 2:38 am

    well damn…..

  21. chuckcreekmur permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:45 am

    lol…the lack of comments only confirms that a lotta ppl are scared right now

  22. January 29, 2009 3:05 am

    considering the millions of men in the work.. 800 is not even 1% of the total population of men.

    I recently read an article that claimed less than 20% of the people in the world know about HIV/AIDS. Then… as I read through the article… I saw that they surveyed 1300 people… like .05% of the entire world population.

    I once read an article that claimed that the average male penis is 6-inches long. That test was based on a test that only had 11 male test subjects. I won’t believe that the male penis is 6-inches long based on a study that involved .000000000000000000001% of the world population of men.

  23. January 29, 2009 3:26 am

    This is like the worst thing to read right after doing the deed.

  24. January 29, 2009 3:37 am

    This can’t be true. I completely healthy, uh, wait! I gotta go.

  25. January 29, 2009 3:57 am

    Ridiculous.

    Rush Limbaugh causes cancer.

  26. akudaniy permalink
    January 29, 2009 5:33 am

    I’m dying then.. ohhh…

  27. scott permalink
    January 29, 2009 8:03 am

    Researchers make guesses when they conduct studies. These “guesses” are not conclusive. Studies are generally focused on a small percentage of the population, not the whole. Also, I find it hard to believe that masturbation causes prostate cancer in men. I think the study conducted is just a wild guess that has no merit like many other scientific studies.

  28. crsrusl permalink
    January 29, 2009 8:26 am

    the study is a load of rubbish. sorry mate but it is.

  29. January 29, 2009 8:37 am

    Of course given the 3 to 1 ratio of young women to young men in Nottingham you have to wonder how they found enough men for the survey. Perhaps they were all guys who couldn’t get a bit in a brothel and that common factor ……………..

  30. 22rants permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:17 am

    That’s a load of bull. The penis and the prostate are two very different objects of the male anatomy. It’s okay to masturbate. I’ve done that (and climaxed) hundreds of times, and it doesn’t cause any health risk whatsoever. In fact, let me go so far as to tell you this. Masturbation is not only a cardio exercise, but it is also helps relieve tensions within your body. And one more thing. One in three men are going to develop prostate problems during their lives, so what’s masturbation got to do with any of this?

  31. mike p permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:53 am

    its about sexual repression. if you get off to a good start in your teens, and then get stopped in your sexual self-acts because you are with a lady and she wouldn’t like you doing it yourself, but she also doesn’t let you on her often enough, the energy gets blocked and you get prostate cancer. if you keep going strong in your older years and keep the juice flowing you are fine. all guys i know with prostate cancer were sexually repressed!
    when you do it, do it right: http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/tantric.html

  32. shiver21 permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:53 am

    OMG! i better stop than to get cancer! lolz

  33. January 29, 2009 9:58 am

    hey gottheanswer,is that some kind of ghetto language?? wtf was all that bout???

  34. itziksamuha permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:25 am

    If that shit is true then i swear – when i have a son if i have a son i will make sure he is traumatized just so he’ll have sex everyday and not have to touch himself.
    Yhen again – today almost everything we do causes cancer so i might as whell eccept the bony arms of death since theres nothing you can do about it

  35. itziksamuha permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:30 am

    ahh.. sex with women, that is.

  36. edebock permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:52 am

    a little research will show that there seems to be just as many studies showing quite the opposite

  37. Richard Bartholomew permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:34 am

    I think there’s some confusion here between correlation and causation. The sexual activity in youth and the cancer later are part of the same phenomenon, it’s not that the former causes the latter. And there’s more solitary activity involved because there’s more opportunity to do it. The report doesn’t say that having high sex drive but “holding it in” is of any use, and the BBC report linked by a commentator above actually suggests the opposite!

  38. January 29, 2009 12:03 pm

    I should be dead by now then.. hell its worth it we are gonna die one day anyway might as well have some fun on the way right??.. LOL

  39. January 29, 2009 12:28 pm

    Right now if I listened to all the studies, I would be blind, have hairy palms, and now cancer. My dad, worked for this farmer. They had a lot of problems with rats on this farm. My dads job was to baitwell over a thousand traps and he was the best at his job. Yes, My dad I am proud to say, was the master baiter for that farm and lived to be a hundred. In his spare time, for fun,he also played the organ, noodled his noodle, yanked cranks, and spanked monkeys.

  40. January 29, 2009 12:28 pm

    Of course the study failed to mention that the 800 men studied smoked two packs a day, ate lots of fried fast food, drank to excess and all worked in an asbestos mine.

    Considering Nottingham has the most beautiful women in England what were these young lads doing anyway?

  41. January 29, 2009 12:44 pm

    :)) Now, It’s the time to STOP that whimsy habit of guys. XDD
    Self-pleasure. Prrrftt. WILL Lead to Cancer! >:) hahha!

  42. E. Michael D. ("Mike") Scott permalink
    January 29, 2009 12:49 pm

    Nothing like making sure that information gets turned into entertainment. Actually there were a significant number of problems with this study. If you want to make any serious attempt to understand it, you might want to read the article about this study on another WordPress blog!

  43. blahblah permalink
    January 29, 2009 12:54 pm

    Oh what a load of crap

  44. January 29, 2009 1:07 pm

    Could you maybe post a link to the actual article you got this info from? Cause it sounds like a whole lot of bullshit to me.

  45. January 29, 2009 1:08 pm

    I dropped off when my sex drive dropped off. 3 to 1 per day.

  46. hmesa1210 permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:14 pm

    Simply put:

    This is horseshit.

  47. boredofreading permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:16 pm

    well this is all bs if you look at that top picture with the muslced arm and the unmuscled… the muslced arm is obviously his more “familiar” arm that he used to “get familiar” the answer is obvious, use both arms to get familiar and you’ll get great excercise

  48. nigger permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:27 pm

    Hey Gottheanswer,

    You inbred mutha fucka get a life, thats not rapping thats crappin innit!!!

  49. January 29, 2009 1:30 pm

    lol…is it true?…well i hope the study was a mistake

  50. brocknroll permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:31 pm

    Actually, masturbation as much as possible is actually very healthy, do your research and actual study finds that masturbation helps “prevent” prostate cancer, not cause it. Don’t believe everything you read on the net, they are made up stories trying to scare men like us to get a reaction to their sites.

    Kev

  51. Firerocket permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:35 pm

    This made me laugh SO hard.
    Oh god, I feel terrible.

  52. January 29, 2009 1:45 pm

    Every advantage has some disadvatage in the universe. Don’t stop the safe and cheap method used by billions across the world

  53. January 29, 2009 1:46 pm

    I don’t plan to stop anytime soon either!

  54. J Maxwell permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:47 pm

    I went to Catholic school in the 70’s, and the nuns were telling us this then. I think the scientists are a little behind the time.

  55. infamouszlegend permalink
    January 29, 2009 1:58 pm

    wtf i heard the opposite happened

  56. January 29, 2009 2:01 pm

    I always thought that masturbation was good for a guy after all imagine the consequences if men do not utilise a little self-love once in a while. Come on I remember somewhere that wanking relieves stress and what does stress cause?… yeah Cancer and other life threatening illnesses.

  57. qualandar permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:07 pm

    Study also shows that if you want to live longer have a second wife.

  58. toddyenglish permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:09 pm

    Well, you gotta die somehow…
    Might as well enjoy it.

    If you DON’T masturbate I imagine the likelihood of Prostate cancer SOARING!

  59. January 29, 2009 2:10 pm

    What’s disturbing the the jar of vaseline image. You can’t seriously use something like that – it’s not that slippery. It’s more of a butthole lube.

  60. January 29, 2009 2:13 pm

    At least I’m prepared to take myself in hand should cancer arrive….and we cub scouts thought it was manly to ‘take oneself in hand’. I’ll have to keep a tight grip on my…err…emotions having spent years with my sister’s underwear firmly to my face as I so manfully strangled the snake, drunk on her potent estrogen-charged panties. Why coudn’t I just smoke myself to death like normal people. I’d commit suicide, but I’m such a wanker I don’t really have time.

  61. yo mama permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:20 pm

    fuck that. im not going to stop jackin off because of some dumb ass scientist. I will keep beating my monkey until im in my 100’s

  62. xaito permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:21 pm

    Then again masturbation makes you healthier and more fit. The high pulse you get is as good training as any other high pulse.

  63. Joker permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:26 pm

    I wanna know what kind of disease you get if you help the chick masterbate?

  64. January 29, 2009 2:30 pm

    LMAO I had an ex that would try to threaten me with sex by masturbating. I’m so glad I got rid of him!

    WOW…Thank you for this post!!!!!

  65. foks permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:46 pm

    what is the difference between masterbation and masturbation?

  66. Steven Handel permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:48 pm

    correlation does not equal causation

  67. January 29, 2009 2:58 pm

    LOL! Good luck to all guys out there. Save this blog entry and see you in 20 years if this will be true…hahaha…by then, kudos to you!

  68. nurno permalink
    January 29, 2009 2:59 pm

    Don’t you need a control group to compare the test subjects against in order to prove a theory? In which case, I’d like to see the size (perhaps the wrong word to use given the context…) of their control group – can’t be many who don’t practise self-love in their 20’s and 30’s!

  69. jogui10 permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:02 pm

    I don’t believe in that.

  70. jogui10 permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:04 pm

    That is too imaginative.

  71. thedyce permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:07 pm

    Years ago it was said that it caused blindness – ah, the good old days….

  72. January 29, 2009 3:21 pm

    Where are your sources? This is all speculative information with no back up and you will ruin this poor kids lives haha. This just sounds like a poor attempt for religious control not to have sex until your old and married.

  73. sosupercilious permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:30 pm

    Wait! Is it the same for women? I mean, we masturbate too, does that increase risks of cervical cancer? And if you’re risks are increased from frequent sex as well as masturbating then what the fuck are you supposed to do? What is the alternative??!!

  74. January 29, 2009 3:34 pm

    This sounds like such bull. Like c’mon!! Seriously?? Half of the average man of today is going to be diagnosed with prostate cancer? Some of this sounds like a load… Like one guy said “Nothing wrong with getting to know one’s self.”

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  76. Leo permalink
    January 29, 2009 3:41 pm

    Nowadays everything causes cancer

  77. January 29, 2009 3:57 pm

    hahaha…i’ll wait ma 40’s for shake ma chick by ma self

  78. January 29, 2009 3:59 pm

    Id like to know where they found a guy inhis 20s or 30s who DIDNT get off frequently?

  79. January 29, 2009 4:08 pm

    But, I’ve heard that stimulating the prostate actually reduces the risk. So I think straight guys just need to get over their hand ups and enjoy some anal loving. I for one love to strap it to my man every now and then 😉

  80. 2muchtv permalink
    January 29, 2009 4:09 pm

    Phew! [heaves a sigh of relief] this is only for guys 🙂

  81. mashaw permalink
    January 29, 2009 4:37 pm

    Nice post…..I ll take your article n translate it to indonesian language. I wont forget to link it to you…
    http://mashaw.wordpress.com

  82. January 29, 2009 4:44 pm

    To be fair, it didn’t really differentiate between sexual intercourse and masturbation in the initial study. Men who have high sexual appatites in their 20s are at a higher risk of prostate cancer. This effect may be mediated by sexual activity into your 40s.

    “High” sexual activity, I believe, was over 20 times a month. (Every day and a half.)

  83. January 29, 2009 4:58 pm

    Honestly, for a purely correlational study, a sample size of 800 isn’t bad. The thing is, it doesn’t really matter what the sample size is.

    They should be able to compare the two groups, using a test that will take their sample size into effect.

    To be published in a medical journal you usually need a p value of < .01. That means that there is a one percent chance that this is purely by chance.

    It doesn’t matter if they had an n of 15 or an n of 1000. The test takes it into account.

    I guess what I am trying to say is the sample size doesn’t matter. What we should be wondering is how big an effect this is. Does jerking it increase cancer rates by fifty percent, or by .5%? Tons of things cause cancer. Is this a major contributer?

  84. January 29, 2009 5:01 pm

    So then even us women? I don’t understand the article. I thought masturbation for you guys was a good thing! It’s hot when I hear about a guy taking care of his own. I think more of us women need to get busy with ourselfs and be less worried about what society thinks.

  85. waylon50 permalink
    January 29, 2009 5:05 pm

    yea….

  86. striggity permalink
    January 29, 2009 5:20 pm

    Oh dear god. 😦

  87. January 29, 2009 5:24 pm

    Well this explains a lot. LOL I had cancer at 22 and I know I have done it m ore than my male friends. LOL I also got a male type cancer, Hodgkin’s Disease. LOL. Who knew that was the root of all my troubles, well cancer troubles anyway, I knew it was the cause of my other ones. LOL. This story is too hilarious thanks for the laugh.

  88. January 29, 2009 5:25 pm

    Humm….I think that men should keep up the fight. After all, prostate cancer does not usually kill a man and is usually developed in the mid to late 60s, so…reasonably, its like starving yourself all of your life.

    Now, that whole hairy palms thing is alittle scary! *laughing* ~~Dee

  89. January 29, 2009 5:41 pm

    Answer: Just keep masturbating (even more) way after 40 years old = nullifies the effect brought upon yourself when at 20-30 years old.

    =)

    Solved.

  90. louarchuleta permalink
    January 29, 2009 5:53 pm

    If ‘roughing up the suspect’ is wrong- I don’t wanna be right!

  91. January 29, 2009 5:56 pm

    this is NOTHING but VASELINE advertising… smart..

  92. eseeders permalink
    January 29, 2009 6:01 pm

    the study is far from conclusive and only suggests a correlation not causation. also as noted above, the sample size is far too small and relied on a survey not actual scientific examination. interesting though it is, i wouldnt put much weight behind it.

  93. metaspyder permalink
    January 29, 2009 6:21 pm

    I was under the impression that another study found a specific gene that indicates one’s susceptibility to cancer. From what I gathered, possessing this gene almost certainly guarantees that one will get some form of cancer in their lifetime. I would recommend someone does more research on this.

    If this is verified, it would explain why almost anything can be linked to cancer today – from masturbation to …well, breathing.

    But as I said, don’t take my word for it. 🙂 Do your research.

  94. Irvy K. permalink
    January 29, 2009 6:26 pm

    the good thing is that most of us only masturbate a lot before out 20s
    lol

  95. swmcpl permalink
    January 29, 2009 6:27 pm

    well I am in my late 40s so I must have reduced my chances quite a bit by now

  96. January 29, 2009 6:34 pm

    hahahahahaha xDD
    i’m gonna tell everyone!

  97. January 29, 2009 7:01 pm

    Some professional told me the exact opposite, so one of you is lying.

  98. January 29, 2009 7:14 pm

    I am not consciously lying morgangreenster I have just never heard about the study , we live in a world where statistics seem to matter and I think we should just live our lives the way we want to. You can’t live your life with fear , life’s way too short for that!!.

  99. Derek permalink
    January 29, 2009 7:20 pm

    Hey, if you’re going to die, you might as well go happy!

  100. thezab1 permalink
    January 29, 2009 7:28 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  101. alwalysjackoff permalink
    January 29, 2009 7:51 pm

    I’m 24 years old and I jacking off since age of 14 or 16 (eveyday 3 or 4 time.)

    I hope nothing happen to me. (gulp.)

  102. January 29, 2009 7:53 pm

    This is a totally believable blog post. I like how you break down the study into it’s main core parts and show where the cancer is caused. I especially love the in depth interviews with the scientists including top doctors in England

    Bravo, great reporting here!

  103. diestheswan permalink
    January 29, 2009 7:58 pm

    screw that…there are very few things in life that make it all worth it. sooo..bring it on cancer.

  104. aworthydiscussion permalink
    January 29, 2009 7:59 pm

    Correllation does prove causation. Were all 800 men working in a nuclear reactor or with hexavalent chromium? Perhaps they all spent their live’s working in asbestos factories and drank diet drinks from birth? Too many other factors.

    I heard on that said “Women who eat fish once a week during pregnancy have smarter babies”. WOW who remembers what they ate last week? I don’t. Women with baby brain don’t remember how to drive let alone what they ate 6 months ago. And define smarter anyways – especially in babies.

  105. Dyepri Budoy permalink
    January 29, 2009 8:03 pm

    o my Lord! lols

  106. tsladeche permalink
    January 29, 2009 8:09 pm

    HAHA,
    Actually masterbation is proven to make you live 10 years longer,, In fact if one masterbates daily, one is 50% less likely to die from poison.
    Masterbation releases ket anti-oxidants from the penis region, ones that are so powerful those who masterbate dont have to eat vegitables!!!
    The powers of masterbation are real, and unquestionable, and some religious scientists have attempted to bring down this fruit from the heavens. It seems that prostate cancer is being used as one of these vices, but dont listen, masterbation actually cures prosate cancer!!

  107. January 29, 2009 8:10 pm

    Well, as I am with 64 years and still have an active sexual life I will include also masturbation, due to medicals reason of course.

  108. lukeslomka permalink
    January 29, 2009 8:20 pm

    that is bloody bad news if its true

  109. January 29, 2009 8:33 pm

    ROFL – Awsome post

  110. January 29, 2009 8:50 pm

    I don’t get it!

    Let’s decode this “Men who masturbate often in their 20s and 30s are far more prone to developing prostate cancer.” Fair enough. Let’s take that at face value! The same study says that men over 40 that masturbate can reduce the risk of prostate cancer. So as long as you masturbate a heck of a lot between 20-30 and remember to continue the practice past 40, you should be ok? This is science gone mad.

  111. hornytimetraveler permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:04 pm

    Science is making great strides in clarifying these issues for us.

  112. Isaac permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:05 pm

    I heard somewhere that the more that you Jerk off, than you stop prostate cancer or testicullar cancer.
    So now I’m confused.
    Who’s the right one???

  113. rabdrake permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:08 pm

    No cancer, but I am going blind. Originally, I intended to stop when I needed glasses. Oh well.

  114. Tofu permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:09 pm

    So first they tell blokes masurbation is good to keep the system running smoothly and now it gives you cancer? Hmm… I think scientists need to get their facts right!

  115. January 29, 2009 9:14 pm

    What is this “sex with other peepol” thing that I keep hearing aboot?

  116. January 29, 2009 9:18 pm

    ill take my chances.

  117. January 29, 2009 9:20 pm

    :O OMG !!

  118. sevaltrade permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:26 pm

    OMG! Not again…when we think the we are moving forward…men in early 20’s 30’s are the ones who have sex more often, with or without masturbation. It’s just the hormones, marital status (being single) and its behaviour. So if we are going to develop cancer later on, its a mistery, but it is certainly not caused by sexual activity – what until now, was the miracle that reduced cancer, depression, and other diseases. What’s next?! No sex? No masturbation? No food? No eggs? No Coke?! (that some food can actually cause cancer i do believe….but sex…noooooooo) felipe

  119. ftamegao permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:34 pm

    OMG! Not again…when we think the we are moving forward…men in early 20’s 30’s are the ones who have sex more often, with or without masturbation. It’s just the hormones, marital status (being single) and its behaviour – and it’s been like that for centuries. So if we are going to develop cancer later on, its a mistery, but it is certainly not caused by sexual activity – what until now, was the miracle that reduced cancer, depression, and other diseases. What’s next?! No sex? No masturbation? No food? No eggs? No Coke?! (that some food can actually cause cancer i do believe….but sex…noooooooo)

  120. January 29, 2009 9:42 pm

    Let’s see how they explain the results of this research.

  121. justaddmusic permalink
    January 29, 2009 9:51 pm

    I actually just learned in my Human Sexuality class at the UofA that if you masturbated a lot during your youth (youth being 18 to 40 years of age) then you have a lesser chance of getting prostate cancer.
    I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying I learned something different.

  122. January 29, 2009 9:56 pm

    lol i think they asked 800 men with prostate cancer if they masturbated, and half of them confessed, the other half decided to lie! 😉

  123. MrFust permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:02 pm

    Blimey

  124. joecleezy permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:19 pm

    I’m hittin 40 this year. Maybe i can bust off enough to counteract and balance it out. thank the lord for “Pinky” and them free 30 second clips!!!! (i’m quick o the draw. LMAO)

  125. January 29, 2009 10:37 pm

    That’s creepy. Im only 14 and I am worried. I dont do that stuff but that is a warning for me.

  126. Andrew Hageman permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:43 pm

    Cancer is self-destruction at a cellular level. We should be asking why these individuals were masturbating so often. How did they view themselves? And what exactly are the stats related to this study?

  127. Lamb Owner permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:44 pm

    Ouh… I did choke my lamb a bit too much in the younger years (16~20s). Am I at high risk of having this Goat-FLU? My god! These researchers are wrong. They did not take into account the case seriously. I bet !

    -Lamb owner

  128. January 29, 2009 10:45 pm

    allbymyself has a point – if I keep doing it into my 40s I’ll be fine.

    “Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen.

  129. ungaman permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:53 pm

    Oh c’mon!

    I haven’t laugh this much from a long time ago after reading all of the comments here.

    And yeah, one of you is lying!

    Regards!

  130. ASF permalink
    January 29, 2009 10:55 pm

    Wow. according to this study, I’m going to get prostate cancer tomorrow.

    Epic fail. Correlation != causation.

  131. inlaw09 permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:00 pm

    As I can’t go back to my young days and retrospectively unchoke the chook, I’m left with the alternative – makes a good pick-up line – “Help me avoid cancer…”

  132. January 29, 2009 11:10 pm

    Sounds like a load of rubbish. There’s no difference in the outcome of masturbation and intercourse, the latter of which is a neccessary to reproduce.
    And indeed a previous study showed the opposite, which is more logical in that it at least helps to clear the prostate periodically.

  133. master permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:13 pm

    if thats the case…I should be dead say….100 times by now.

  134. January 29, 2009 11:14 pm

    haha – i’ve jacked it five times today! I’m gonna be screwed!

  135. knell63 permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:29 pm

    Well being over 40 its a new excuse to try on the wife. “Oh come on love, just a quick one, its to stop me getting protate cancer”………….. yeh! I’m doomed from both my youth and older age.

  136. Christopher Mathew permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:39 pm

    So if you masturbate a lot now, and then a lot later, you’ve evened out your chances. 😀

  137. miharuu permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:44 pm

    i lol’d

  138. maxvolos permalink
    January 29, 2009 11:49 pm

    reading this article can produce cancer more likely than masturbating all day long

  139. chris permalink
    January 30, 2009 12:18 am

    why ain’t you dead yet?

  140. imnotlostyet permalink
    January 30, 2009 12:19 am

    Living causes cancer.

  141. Alams permalink
    January 30, 2009 12:19 am

    I’ll just continue with my rythm and when I get to 40 yo, I’ll increase it!

  142. addictivesoul permalink
    January 30, 2009 12:39 am

    This is one of many times I am so happy I am a women.

  143. January 30, 2009 12:44 am

    …and i thought masturbation prevented prostate cancer >_>

  144. January 30, 2009 12:47 am

    queeeeeeeeeee!!!

    Jalársela no causa cáncer, no mamen!!!

  145. xscorpionx permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:04 am

    Yeah right! Okay let’s see, choking the chicken has been going on for what, thousands of years, and only now do we hear this supposed danger? And what’s the difference if a guy is popping his own cork, or being serviced by someone else? Same physical activity, same result! So if this BS is correct, nearly every man who ever lived throughout history should have died a cancerous death! This “study” is BEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  146. 21stcenturyreality permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:26 am

    I may hesitate to believe the conclusion of this research. Though I have a scientific background, I am skeptical about some research methods and findings.

  147. deadondres permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:44 am

    This is BS. What are you supposed to do, never masturbate. Every guy does it.

    It is impossible not to your brain will drive you insane otherwise.

    I guess the secret is to do it less. But I read that ti is actually healthy for the prostate?

    Typical puritan society nonsense.

  148. ezlnwv permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:15 am

    This post says exactly the opposite of what the study found. Go to the BBC link posted above.

  149. anonymous permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:27 am

    so what you’re trying to say is that rape prevents prostate cancer?

  150. rafaelsalame permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:42 am

    that is very intresting very good observation and discovery

  151. dailythomson permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:54 am

    THAT’S NOT TRUE THIS IS NOT TRUE> MASTURBATING CAN HELP PREVENT PROSTATE CANCER! WHAT A DUMBASS WHO WROTE THIS SHIT!

  152. therage3k permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:56 am

    Hmmm, guess I’d better conduct my own study – see you in 20 years – woooHoooo……

  153. January 30, 2009 3:02 am

    I’m not worried, I never masturbated too often, no more than 3-4 times a day, usually.

    ” Makin’ the scene with a magazine… I’m not weird about it or anything (Masturbating in this instance). I don’t tie myself up first or anything.”

  154. vladimir muskov permalink
    January 30, 2009 3:08 am

    masturbation more dangerous than cigarette or any addicted habbit….. as mentioned above (A recent study will have men shaking in their boxers if they choked the chicken a bit too much in their younger years.) ouch….!!! the only way to solve it… just create a kind of prevention for the next following generation after us. it’s mean break the trigger to avoid the habbit (public pornography consumtion)…..

  155. bobwama permalink
    January 30, 2009 3:16 am

    this is complete BS

  156. January 30, 2009 3:17 am

    I’m not worried, I’m have not done this since birth and Im 17 now. :p

  157. January 30, 2009 3:21 am

    I still don’t believe. You might have posted it abit earlier. It’s too late now

  158. January 30, 2009 3:38 am

    Oh puhleeze…

    Gimme the link to the study! I am a medico withmore than just an academic interest in the news and buddies don’t stop…

    illseed has some illnews tonight!!!

    😛

  159. Stock permalink
    January 30, 2009 4:20 am

    I’m screwed.

  160. January 30, 2009 4:52 am

    well damn…..

  161. fleurdelys permalink
    January 30, 2009 5:17 am

    I masterbate when i feel all is good … lol
    The only muscle that goes on with my will he!!!…lol

    No study will before me, stand 😉

  162. Tim Weaver permalink
    January 30, 2009 5:33 am

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  163. splendidmishap permalink
    January 30, 2009 5:49 am

    too funny!

    http://splendidmishap.wordpress.com/

  164. January 30, 2009 6:25 am

    Not good news.. Now if only I would have known this at the starts of my 20s. Better late then never I guess.

  165. January 30, 2009 6:45 am

    Bring on the men over 40!

  166. travelrat permalink
    January 30, 2009 7:30 am

    What I want to know is … how did they find enough men who’d admit to flogging the bishop to validate the study?

  167. January 30, 2009 8:43 am

    Is it still cool to jerk off in peoples’ faces? Like, if you’re trying to piss someone off?
    GET ON THE HORN WITH NOTTINGHAM.

  168. January 30, 2009 8:58 am

    What are you taliking about your younger years. I am well past that I am still at it.
    I guess may be I ought to be calling an ambulance after I am finished this time.

  169. January 30, 2009 9:15 am

    I should have read this post this morning…

  170. sensimha permalink
    January 30, 2009 9:27 am

    Is there any “good” thing or act left now, which does NOT lead to cancer?

    One solace, possibly pleasing self will not cause AIDS! But then, who knows?
    Some bloke will do some new research & prove me wrong, may be in a couple of years.

    It’s too late to turn back the clock now anyway….so, here goes….

  171. ossp permalink
    January 30, 2009 9:41 am

    That will be about 99% of the population then. Including those on the study who lied about having a sherman tank.

  172. January 30, 2009 10:03 am

    Better go easy on the little fellow!

  173. matamengkerut permalink
    January 30, 2009 10:04 am

    this is hoax 😦

  174. January 30, 2009 10:18 am

    I don’t think I want to know how they conducted this research…..

  175. Seymour Major permalink
    January 30, 2009 10:55 am

    Who gives a toss?

  176. January 30, 2009 11:51 am

    this is serious bullshit….

  177. January 30, 2009 11:52 am

    oh no …….

    Ups …. The info make me nervous ….

  178. January 30, 2009 12:14 pm

    Jerking off gives you cancer? Only a jerk could have thought of that.

  179. January 30, 2009 12:14 pm

    OMG god info
    must stop masturbating then haha…

  180. harry26 permalink
    January 30, 2009 12:27 pm

    wew..
    info yng baguss nii..

  181. Handy Andy permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:08 pm

    … like waddif you swap hands and all? Am I still gonna die of cancer then?

  182. imperfection4works permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:22 pm

    i like your entry. 😀

  183. January 30, 2009 1:23 pm

    well, if that’s true then we all have prostate cancer! Haha! =D

  184. January 30, 2009 1:29 pm

    Há algo estranho nessa pesquisa. Parece-me anti-natural que exatamente no período em que possui mais estímulo, a masturbação cause problemas; por outro lado, justamente no período em que as “coisas começa a se aquietar”, aí ajuda a prevenir o câncer.

  185. yrbyogi permalink
    January 30, 2009 1:57 pm

    really!!!!!!!!!!!

  186. kawtharrhino permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:09 pm

    I find this very amusing to read. Aside from being a male with emberrassing genitals they’d still get cancer from touching it alot.
    Wouldn’t you men just rather to have a vagina instead?

    I know many heterosexual male friends who’d rather have a vagina instead of a penis.
    Now they can’t even TOUCH themselves, ofcourse, unless they want cancer.

    Bend over, men! Prostate test! With a fist up your arse!

  187. pinoyonlinenovels permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:14 pm

    my god! i masturbated once a day since when I was 13 year’s old and now I have the danger of having prostate cancer. I wish that this is not true 😦

  188. thinkingwoman permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:16 pm

    Wow. How did they find any guys who DIDN’T masturbate frequently in their 20s, to be their “control”? Clearly this study could not possibly have incorporated responsible scientific methodology…

  189. dcgloballlc permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:21 pm

    time well spent. With all the things that can give you cancer these days, that is one of the few that I would gladly agree too. Cheers fellow balll owners.

  190. January 30, 2009 2:26 pm

    Does the same hold true if your woman yanks your plank?

  191. rizkivmaster permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:32 pm

    Good news, fortunately i’m not such a type like that. Thanks.

  192. January 30, 2009 2:32 pm

    What a load of shit.

  193. kimhampton permalink
    January 30, 2009 2:33 pm

    That picture is very very disturbing D:

  194. January 30, 2009 2:56 pm

    OMFG !

  195. nkartist06 permalink
    January 30, 2009 3:07 pm

    Scientifically speaking, you have stated the title wrong. Masturbation is highly correlated with prostate cancer. The word causes is misused here and in the media often. I actually have no desire to read the whole of the argument because of this.

    And everyone masturbates, maybe not all the way, but people touch themselves. Masturbation would have the same effect on the body as having sex that much. Consider a third variable that could be the ‘Cause’ of prostate cancer.

  196. amodgil permalink
    January 30, 2009 3:09 pm

    what’s the big deal?

    dope kills, coke kills, crack kills, alcohol kills, smoking joins the club, even coffee is not safe.

    mustarbation tooooo………

    if you want to live happily.. you got to have some so called’bad’ habit…

    so cut this crap out

  197. January 30, 2009 3:37 pm

    :::ATTENTION:::
    Masturbation prevents Cancer. This has been a proven fact for numerous years with many instances for proof and backing.

    This article is trash and should not be listened too. It’s simply religious propaganda to tell kids not to masturbate and to not have sex.

  198. January 30, 2009 4:05 pm

    Ho! Goooooooooooooood !!!

  199. January 30, 2009 4:07 pm

    This is some B.S.!

  200. January 30, 2009 4:20 pm

    love the mspaint job on that picture

  201. January 30, 2009 4:27 pm

    well that sukks now dont it guess i wont do that no more

  202. January 30, 2009 4:35 pm

    well bakk in my day when i was like 42 we thought it was a game. we tried to get it out the fastest thats what we did bakk in my day. we would practice all the time walking in the halls , or walking down the street thats what we done i dont got cancer so ill still do it

  203. January 30, 2009 4:49 pm

    I always heard it caused blindness but never cancer! Geez, I suppose next they will say chocolate and caffeine are bad too. What is this world coming too??? I think it’s kinda gross anyway!

  204. January 30, 2009 4:50 pm

    It also causes hair to grow on one’s palm and sometimes one can also go blind!! Really! I have seen it happen!!!!!!!!!!

  205. kawtharrhino permalink
    January 30, 2009 4:51 pm

    I really, really think that masturbation is healthy. I’ve read numerous articles on it.
    this blog, however, is truly funny =)
    it scared many, many, horny men =P

  206. encik kecil permalink
    January 30, 2009 4:54 pm

    man..i need to repent!

  207. January 30, 2009 4:55 pm

    from BBC:

    Sex drive link to prostate cancer
    Prostate cancer may be linked to sex hormones

    Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.

    The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

    Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.

    The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the cancer, the journal BJU International reported.

    Prostate cancer is the most common cancer in men in the UK, with well over 30,000 new cases diagnosed each year.

    It affects the prostate gland, which is found close to the bladder and makes a component of semen.

    The Nottingham team, led by Dr Polyxeni Dimitropoulou, recruited more than 400 men diagnosed with prostate cancer, then compared their answers to 409 men thought to be free of the disease.

    As well as questions about how often they had been sexually active from puberty onwards, they were asked how many sexual partners they had had and whether they had been diagnosed with any sexual infections.

    Roughly the same proportion of both groups, 59%, said they had engaged in sexual activity 12 times a month or more in their 20s, falling to 48% in their 30s, 28% in their 40s and 13% in their 50s.

    Almost two-fifths of the prostate cancer group had had six female partners or more, compared with less than a third of the non-cancer group.

    Frequency risk

    There was also a difference among the men who masturbated or had sex the most often, with 40% of men in the cancer group being sexually active 20 times a month or more in their 20s, compared with 32% in the non-cancer group.

    The gap between the two groups narrowed as the men aged, suggesting that the difference was strongest at a younger age.

    Dr Dimitropoulou said: “What makes our study stand out from previous research is that we focused on a younger age group than normal and included both intercourse and masturbation at various stages in the participants’ lives.”

    He said that it was possible that higher levels of sex hormones in some men were both responsible for a high sex drive in their 20s and 30s, and for the development of prostate cancer later on.

    “Hormones appear to play a key role in prostate cancer and it is very common to treat men with therapy to reduce the hormones thought to stimulate the cancer cells.”

    She said that the reasons why the connection between sexual activity and prostate risk appeared to diminish with advancing age was not clear, although other studies have suggested that sexual activity releases toxins from the gland.

    John Neate, chief executive of The Prostate Cancer Charity, said that while the study was useful, its findings would need to be backed by more evidence before they could be accepted

    He said: “The role of sexual activity is becoming an increasing focus for prostate cancer research but unfortunately this study does little to offer any practical advice to men wishing to reduce their risk of the disease.

    “The study is retrospective, and asks men to complete a questionnaire about their sexual history.

    “However, in relying on men to recall information from 20 or 30 years previously, it is likely that there will be some inaccuracy in the data collected as men either consciously or unconsciously forget some detail which could compromise their findings.

    “The sample used in the study is also relatively small, making it difficult to draw any universal conclusions.”

  208. theotejastoriez permalink
    January 30, 2009 4:55 pm

    it cause pimples on your face, but hey, this is totally wierd !

  209. encikecil permalink
    January 30, 2009 4:55 pm

    man i need to repent

  210. January 30, 2009 5:03 pm

    Scary

  211. January 30, 2009 5:12 pm

    As Tommy Makem and the Clancy Brothers sang: “Whack Fol the Fiddle.”

  212. January 30, 2009 5:39 pm

    Actually Traditional Chinese Medical theory has something to say about this issue. It is somewhat true that ‘excessive’ sexual activity can cause earlier and less graceful aging.

    But that leaves us with the questions – what is ‘excessive,’ and even what is ‘sexual activity?’ Turns out masturbation without ejaculation is not a problem. It is actually excessive ejaculation that overburdens the system. And young men are fairly safe actually ejaculating one ore more times per day, whereas more middle aged or aging men should keep it to a few times per week.

    Here is an interesting link on the topic:
    http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp

  213. January 30, 2009 5:48 pm

    for free online businesses
    http://www.earnonlineinminutes.blogspot.com

  214. January 30, 2009 5:55 pm

    This explains A LOT!

  215. January 30, 2009 6:09 pm

    If was so, almost every man in history has suffered prostate cancer! But just some Saints :))
    This post sucks; really!!! I dont believe in this to be true!

    You the Illseed, dont spread your ill-minded seeds on internet with junk pseudoscientific shits, that is a function of religious brain!!!
    To all the guys: Masturbate Now and Feel Free!!!

  216. January 30, 2009 6:13 pm

    i will be soon writing a poem on your pst

  217. rejfdsj permalink
    January 30, 2009 6:30 pm

    Thanks man i will stop it ASAP. Gosh masturbation fucked me.

  218. January 30, 2009 6:45 pm

    Anyhow how is the penis going to know, if we are ejaculating by masturbation, or having intercourse with someone. The effect is same for it. That means those having sex b/w the age of 20 and 30 expose themselves to same sort of risk..

  219. January 30, 2009 6:49 pm

    This is a conspiracy by religious organizations. They are advocating non-wastage of seed to increase their populations, thereby improving their chances of becoming a majority and getting ahead in electoral polls and influencing policy to create an elitist society.

  220. prodigeedjs permalink
    January 30, 2009 6:52 pm

    HAHA. Are you serious! This is BS. Masturbation is a stress reliever. Stress affects cancer. We ARE MEN PEOPLE! We have needs and sometimes we just feel like it. Wacky On Team! LOL!

  221. louietheliberal permalink
    January 30, 2009 7:39 pm

    damn… i think im going to die pretty soon, eh?

  222. January 30, 2009 8:20 pm

    I really wish these professors would stop making us feel worried about man’s guilty pleasures.

    Drinking damages your liver, smoking damages your lungs, Masterbation used to alledgely make you blind BUT EVEN WORSE – now it potentially gives you cancer!

    So whats the difference between masturbation and having lots of sex??!!!

  223. January 30, 2009 8:22 pm

    These professors always ruin man’s guilty pleasures!

    Drinking causes liver damage;
    smoking causes lung cancer
    masterbation now gives you cancer….

    It’s a joke – wish the professors would do a investigation to the effects of Professors Investigations!!!

  224. Karpolo permalink
    January 30, 2009 8:26 pm

    I played with my snake too much.
    Now I have to play with my lizard. 😦

  225. January 30, 2009 8:35 pm

    i always prefer DIY ! btw ‘johnson baby powder with milk’ is better = 1stly right palm on the balls then left on the whole both ends, ok ! Now, DIY & keep youthful till 100 !! ( fcuk the research!).

  226. January 30, 2009 8:57 pm

    Shit! i gotta stop jacking off! ha!

  227. January 30, 2009 8:58 pm

    This is like saying “people who are alive are cancer risks”

  228. January 30, 2009 9:08 pm

    my prostate has just exploded. I’m doomed.

  229. pendulumskiss permalink
    January 30, 2009 9:11 pm

    Wow this is really interesting. Though the comments, like most comments of great articles dissapoint me. A lot of… “hype”. A lot of joking around and “yeah right”… Ironically, I’m tempted to joke “If I marry a man some day, remind me not to shag him until/unless he’s a little over 40.” Anyhow geeze people. No need to flail your arms at men who choke it. It can be a good habit in some ways, in some situations. Even at 15 I’m not stupid enough to just overlook that, cause I may or may not think “it’s nasty”. If you’re skeptical of this entry, then go do research yourself and find out if it’s right. Leaving a “this is a load of crap” comment is just ignorant. Why not find out yourself if it’s true rather than huffing and walking away mad because you know you did it 5 times a day at 20, eh? And then see if you can’t do anything to help yourself if your at risk for prostate cancer. Not having cancer or clinging to skepticism… choices, choices. I’d do my own research about this, and tell you if I thought it was a crap article, but It really isn’t anything I think I need to know. Heh. Best comment I see so far: “Heute schon onaniert? Veröffentlicht in Freitag 30. Januar 2009 von Magic M. …aber vorsicht das könnte gefährlich sein. ” (the beginning of the pingback that’s in German. “Have you already beaten you’re meat today? Caution, that could be dangerous.” Way to beat around the bush, buddy. …please don’t interpret that as a pun. Blunt, to-the-point statements as introductions are hilariously very effective sometimes. How could one not read on after that…? That’s award-winning. I wish I understood all the words, so I could read this German “version” of the entry.)

  230. hipermétrope permalink
    January 30, 2009 9:39 pm

    I love a cowardice. Five against one. This study is stupid, masturbation is good and is growing.

    • masteratdabaitin permalink
      September 4, 2009 7:37 am

      u never heard of the sayin “if you abuse it youll lose it!!!!!!!”

  231. January 30, 2009 11:12 pm

    All I can say is I’m surprised I’m still alive.

  232. roesdianto permalink
    January 30, 2009 11:50 pm

    oh my God…….no no no no…….

  233. beamy85 permalink
    January 31, 2009 1:23 am

    What about the ladies though………?

  234. January 31, 2009 1:40 am

    That guy in the picture looks like he does a LOT of “self help”

    Like the theme song from the old Mighty Mouse cartoon “he’s got the situation well in hand!”

    When they said “MAN UP!” he took them literally!

  235. January 31, 2009 3:11 am

    You guys actually believe this nonsense? Masturbation actually PREVENTS prostate cancer. It’s amazing how people believe everything they read on the internet. LOL!

  236. ausi permalink
    January 31, 2009 9:02 am

    free humanity is doomed. Is this research funded by vatican?

  237. wj32 permalink
    January 31, 2009 10:43 am

    As a person said earlier, 800 is a very small sample size to be using for a study like this. How many men masturbate across the world? How many of those men have prostate cancer? Why is the actual figure out of proportion with the results of this study? This leads me to believe that either Nottingham masturbators are prone to prostate cancer for some reason or that the researchers *selected* people with prostate cancer to get publicity. The latter seems more likely.

    People should really stop using sensationalist headlines like “STUDY: MASTURBATION CAUSES CANCER” and start *asking questions* about the study in question. And, there is always the logical fallacy of cum hoc ergo propter hoc (correlation does not imply causation). Don’t forget this.

  238. Nazar permalink
    January 31, 2009 11:13 am

    If you hold your desire to masturbate, your sperms deposit will be freeze and crystaliizing …ha..ha..ha

  239. January 31, 2009 1:00 pm

    another fish story about masturbation

  240. Lilstevie permalink
    January 31, 2009 1:32 pm

    Sorry I spelled masturbation wrong. I don’t type well with one hand.

  241. Ajay permalink
    January 31, 2009 2:04 pm

    I was just looking for a reason to reduce the frquency… BUT HURRAHH to the BBC and Australian experts who are on our side… And it will go on and on as ever before..

    “Comment by Tired Negro Princess on January 29, 2009 12:06 am
    Masturbation ‘cuts cancer risk’

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

  242. guekiller permalink
    January 31, 2009 7:49 pm

    Keep it wigglin!

  243. heatblast378 permalink
    January 31, 2009 8:15 pm

    you can die from masturbating??

  244. Truthbeats permalink
    January 31, 2009 11:48 pm

    Dutch Masterson = genius!

  245. Naren permalink
    February 6, 2009 2:31 pm

    I am doomed!!!!!!!!!!!! Five days a week!!!

  246. August 22, 2009 12:08 pm

    shhhh

    don’t let the FleshLight people know: all the pleasure none of the risk (STD or slaughtering conceived life with her birth “control” — no, not the morning after pill)

    mormon doctor on masturbation
    http://www.i4m.com/think/sexuality/masturbation_help.htm

  247. masteratdabaitin permalink
    September 4, 2009 7:35 am

    u nots and pipe are gonna shrink 4ever!!!! hahahahaha and U R ALL WANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  248. September 21, 2009 6:36 pm

    I have less energy sometimes when I am not releases hormones into my body.

  249. September 23, 2009 12:59 am

    It is not a simple thing. Sometimes we need the release and sometimes we need the emotiional help that it can bring.

  250. tariki permalink
    April 23, 2011 12:21 am

    My Penis is not Finish

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