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EPIC FAIL: CATASTROPHE

January 9, 2009

There is bad and there is bad fail. This rapper is appropriately named Catastrophe and that’s what this song is. But, in the annals of Nerdcore, he might be the King of Hip-Hop!

26 Comments leave one →
  1. She'sDaBoss permalink
    January 10, 2009 1:07 pm

    *snoring*

  2. January 10, 2009 4:03 pm

    awful…and yet not the worst “rap” song i’ve heard today. and i put money on this cat being a record exec one day…smh.

  3. red permalink
    January 10, 2009 4:39 pm

    LOL!!!!….naw but in all seriousness i just wasted 3 minutes of my life

    • January 10, 2009 5:24 pm

      dont look at it as a waste….look at it like your life is better than you ever imagined.

  4. C-Minus permalink
    January 10, 2009 5:52 pm

    the song is not that bad…ok its bad, but it was his delivery that fucked the song up…lyrics were ok at times i was feeling the beat…but dude seems like he didnt believe in what he was saying

  5. Matt permalink
    January 10, 2009 6:08 pm

    the beat is hard but dude is sorry but I’ll rather listen to him than solja boy shorty lo 36 mafia a lot of mothafuckers

  6. January 10, 2009 6:45 pm

    Tho very wack, I listened to the whole thing.
    It’s put together badly but i like the concept…
    If someone with lyrics & a lil bit more charisma
    were to take this concept(not the beat) in run with it I think it’d b kinda dope

  7. Hip hip head permalink
    January 10, 2009 7:03 pm

    THIS IS NOT THAT BAD HONESTLY. I WOULD RATHER NERDS MAKE ORIGINAL RAP SONGS THAN SHOOTING/KILLING SPREES.

    STOP HATING

  8. rasheanw1983 permalink
    January 10, 2009 8:08 pm

    This shit is the worst. No style of delivery at all, straight boring.

  9. 10 eight permalink
    January 10, 2009 8:25 pm

    I can’t trip on little dude, he got an ok song for a lil kid. He probably be the next Eminem in a few years. corny yes, but he not rappin for me, he rappin for the 80% that buy Hip-Hop records. overall nice track for a youngsta. keep it up, and don’t listen 2 tha hate.

  10. Teknision permalink
    January 10, 2009 8:30 pm

    Sounds better than lil weazer to me…Shit 95% of mainstream hip hop sounds just like this BS!!!!

  11. January 10, 2009 9:06 pm

    In some weird way, I kinda like this. Yea it’s wack, but I respect homey for even making the attempt. would like to hear more from him

  12. January 10, 2009 9:42 pm

    If anybody else would’ve spit them lyrics, it would’ve been ok…

  13. January 11, 2009 1:42 am

    The beat was off, and I doubt that was actually that dude rapping.

    Jordan.
    http://www.theriverjordan.net

  14. winter/fresh permalink
    January 11, 2009 6:38 am

    props to him for getting a pic with sexy ass rachel true. that was worth watching the vid. seriously tho, dude is doing him. he needs work but id rather listen to him than listen to plies, weezy, jeezy or any other of these wack rappers. get money and get lost.

  15. Isthaboyb permalink
    January 11, 2009 8:12 am

    DAMN SHAME!!!!!!!

  16. jaydublis permalink
    January 11, 2009 4:52 pm

    It wasn’t that bad for a firstimer white kid from Nowhere,USA! Like a lot of rappers this is really a “call for help”.

  17. Norf Cack Akeelee permalink
    January 12, 2009 4:31 am

    This is some of the wackest bullshit I’ve ever heard. Unfortunately I’ve heard Shawty Lo songs that were worse. lol. I tell you what you SUPPOSED TO BE, not a fuckin rapper

  18. BMILLZ permalink
    January 12, 2009 6:18 am

    YO THIS SHIT WAS HOT
    SOMEONE GET THIS DUDE A
    RECORD DEAL FAREAL
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
    SIKE THAT NIGGA SUCK

  19. January 12, 2009 10:21 am

    someone needs to put this kid on suicide watch.. cant compare to no one else thats terrible, but this belongs on the list FOREVER! definately W.O.A.T.!!! the sad things is that who ever made the beat needed 25 bucks so bad that they sold it to this dude willing to pay fifty…… all for the sake of eternal embarassment….

  20. Murk permalink
    January 12, 2009 6:42 pm

    WACK OR NOT…..THIS DUDE OBVIOUSLY DID SOMETHIN RITE IF HE GOT IT ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST HIP-HOP SITES ON THE NET………… IF U ASK ME, HE JUST CAME UP!!!

    • January 12, 2009 9:19 pm

      he did come up and if he does another site, we’ll post that too!

  21. tony mcgriddle permalink
    January 13, 2009 5:23 pm

    the beat and the lyrics was alright,if he put some emotion into what he was spittin the shit be alright

  22. MoJo permalink
    January 13, 2009 6:32 pm

    Who is this fool supposed to be? LMAO This iish is terrible!

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