2008: KELIS SEX TAPE: A RUMOR WE WISH WAS TRUE
OH…Through AllHipHop.com, I come across quite a few rumors. There was none that I wanted to come true more than the others- the Kelis sex tape. You know, in a fantasy world, it’s a true thrill to see Kelis in the buff. In reality, it would probably be a disgusting display with some hairy, nasty dude that’s far luckier that I am. So, here’s to Kelis for dodging that one. Shout out to Nas for taming the wild child.
PS: here are some flavorful substitutes for that fictitious sex tape. *Not All Safe For Work.