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CONDOMS: BARACK OBAMA, JOHN MCCAIN AND SARAH PALIN

November 11, 2008

THE RUNDOWN OF OBAMA CONDOMS:

These are uncertain times. The economy’s a ball-buster and the surge went flaccid… but now there’s Obama Condoms, for a change you can believe in!

* FOR THE ELITIST PENIS

* THEY WON’T LEAVE A BITTER TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH

* WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO CLOSE THE DEAL

THE RUNDOWN OF MCCAIN CONDOMS:

Give your “troops” the protection they deserve, buy McCainCondoms today! This will turn out to be the ultimate collectors item or a perfect gift for grandpa!

* Trophy wife approved

* For the proud, liberal Republican — conservative Republican

THE RUNDOWN OF PALIN CONDOMS

If your [sic] finding that your encounters with your mate are turning into a “bridge to nowhere,” wear PALIN CONDOMS. Limited edition PALIN CONDOMS are the perfect gift for the sharpshooter or moosehunter of the family.

* Hockey mom approved

* When abortion is not an option.

* The official condom of all four members of the Alaska State Legislature

* Not for use with caribou

* Drill friendly

* approved by PTA mom’s everywhere

Info at:

http://www.obamacondoms.com/

http://www.mccaincondoms.com/

http://www.thepalincondom.com/

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. December 3, 2008 8:52 am

    I want the mccain joint lol

  2. September 23, 2009 5:41 pm

    LOL! I wonder if there are any new ones given the outcome of the election 😉

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