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October 20, 2008

SNL – Amy Poehler’s Sarah Palin Rap Lyrics

Weekend Update

one two three

my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
tell me what you know eskimo
how you feel eskimo
(ice cold)
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
(super cold)

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. (ayers) obama (ayers)
i built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
(she likes red meat)
shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo i’m palin, i’m out!

If that wasn’t enough f**kery, this is Palin’s husband:

Really, Todd? Really?

Loser. Literally.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. Nikea permalink
    October 20, 2008 4:09 am

    lmao, this was the funniest shit I’ve seen a bit…shooting a moose on stage was priceless!! big upz to snl for spttin some tru shit!

  2. October 20, 2008 6:05 am

    the moose getting shot was really the only thing i found funny

  3. October 20, 2008 7:20 pm

    Now that was a banging ass Flow. Who said white girls cant flow?

  4. M.Bonez permalink
    October 20, 2008 8:14 pm

    Its funny how GOP supporters seemed pleased by Palin’s appearance on SNL…Poehler basically told Sarah to go suck her herself while she was doing some head bopping and waving her hands in the air like she just doesnt care.

  5. Midian Sanchez permalink
    October 31, 2008 7:33 am

    I seriously loved this. I think it shows Palin’s got spunk and real credit to SNL for thinking all this stuff up 🙂

  6. asdfjklasdfklasdfjk permalink
    October 7, 2009 7:22 pm

    u smell like cheez.

  7. May 2, 2010 9:20 pm

    thank you for sharing…

  8. January 3, 2011 7:45 pm

    Amy Poehler rocks! I remember watching this for the first time and laughed so hard. And I’m still laughing at this 2 years later. One of the best bits on SNL ever! I’m gonna say it again, Amy Poehler rocks! *Check out Parks & Recreation, January 20th 2011, 9.30/8.30c :)*

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