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REALLY, JOHN MCCAIN? [OR ARE YOU ON THAT DRANK?]

September 1, 2008

Really, John McCain…Really?

When I woke up Friday morning, I wanted to revel in the
History was Barack Obama. The night before, I gazed at the television screen
proudly as he accepted the Democratic Nomination for President of the United States of America.

The only problem is, when I finally got up from my slumber, I
was irritated into a splitting headache by Republican John McCain.

This guy strategically decides to announce his running mate
the day after Barack’s landmark speech. But that’s not what bothered me. It is
who he picked.

McCain introduced first-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his
vice presidential running mate early morning Friday, an act of contempt in my
eyes.

“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this
country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of ‘Me first and country
second,’ ” McCain said.

Really, McCain…Really?

I know you are fond of younger women, so perhaps this is
what you need, but is this truly what the country needs?

You picked a 44-year-old, inexperienced a** mother of five,
Tina Fey-looking, gun-toting, moose-skinning Alaskan for the vice presidency of
the United States.

Really, McCain…Really?

So, what you have given America is a potentially disastrous
quandary…an apocalyptic quagmire if you will.

You are a 72-year-old damaged war hero running for president
and opt for a younger-less-experienced-and-less-inspirational-than-Barack vice
presidential aspirant. I don’t think you drank any of the super serum that
powered Captain America
so it is possible that you could die in office. You might have drank some of
that Houston
drank making political missteps like this.

Furthermore, analysts say that U.S. presidents age about seven
years faster than the rest of us due to the rigors of the gig. So, in theory,
your senior tail could be exactly “100 years old” at the end of a four year term in
office. (This doesn’t take into consideration a whole eight year possibility)

DUDE.

The thought of having a 44-to-48 year old first-term governor
running America
is as scarier than driving high with DMX and Amy Winehouse. You had cancer four
times, my brother! You’re scaring the mess out of me.

So, is that was America needs or just you?

You seem to think you have tapped into the presumed disgusted
and disenchanted legions of females that didn’t see their dreams come to
fruition. Do you think this relative unknown is the republican Hillary Rodam
Clinton? I think she is the Bizzarro Hillary – her opposite! Clue: this lady isn’t
a Clinton or Geraldine Ferraro crazy a** either.

There are so many questions that I have of you. Here are a few.

You just met your pal Palin in February. What did she do to
impress you so much in six months to bestow her with such an honor? I feel you
have truly insulted females all over the nation by suggesting that this woman
represents some quantum leap of progress. Hillary Clinton is a leap of
progress, as was Geraldine, even though I cannot stand her.

Another question: Did you just scream, “Hail, Mary!” and throw Sarah
Palin’s fairly unknown name out there like, “I hope American goes for this crazy
s**t in November, because I don’t know what else to do with this Obama dude.” Or
was it, “Women (including women that opposed just about everything else Palin stands for) are just gonna vote for her because she is a woman! Yay! They
hate Barack!”

I love the strength of the female spirit, but I have to ask
you another pertinent question.

Not seem sexist, but how does a self described “hockey mom
from Alaska” function
in a vice-presidential or presidential capacity? She considered herself a longshot for
the VP and will contend with balancing five kids, a husband, Iraq, Iran, and, oh yeah, turning America around.

Hey, Micckey, Did you read what I read from the Associated Press? If not, check it:

Alaska‘s former public safety director says he was
fired in July by Palin after he refused to dismiss the governor’s former
brother-in-law, who had been accused of making threats during a messy custody
batle with Palin’s sister. A state probe of the allegation is due to be
completed a week before the general election.

Hillary Clinton left 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling,
my dude? You let her say that to the ladies on your big day?

Really, McCain…Really?

I don’t know what you all are trying to pull, but get it
together.

Bow out.

Cut this mess out right now and let Chi-town Obama and Delaware
Biden win and you and Pal get out of the way of this movement.

You are going to get us all killed or run American into the
ground worse than we already are with these nutty hijinks!

No way, no how…No McCain! (Word to Hillary.)

OK?

Just NO.

Epilogue: I still haven’t forgiven the real Tina Fey for that “b***h is the new Black” mess so I’m not rockin’ with the look-a-like.

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OBAMA FOR AMERICA!

12 Comments leave one →
  1. September 1, 2008 3:06 am

    I agree with you in everything you said. I too am afraid of this inexperienced person one day being the prez but I can’t say I agree with you on Tine Fey. Tina is kinda sexy and the “new black” line was actually pretty funny.

  2. LOL@utards permalink
    September 2, 2008 2:35 am

    you guys are afraid if mccain dies and turns the country over to an inexperienced female But willing to give it to inexperienced barack obama. the logic i find here is outstanding if obama was white i wonder if he would make allhiphop.com or even musker up enough votes. go out and vote for change!!!!! even thou his ability to do everything he promised relies on taxes(OMG NOT TAXES!!) going up and it has to go through both houses.

  3. September 2, 2008 2:52 am

    lol…yeah…ok dude. lol…people like you are going to get us all killed rolling tht dice. never forget all the people that voted for bush are still allowed to vote

  4. September 2, 2008 2:59 am

    Tina Fey is cool. i was kidding on that…

    as for mccain…hes batshit crazy

    HAIL MARY!

  5. LOL@utards permalink
    September 2, 2008 1:36 pm

    rolling what dice can u tell me the difference between both politicians except the obvious pulling troops out of iraq and did u know obama isnt planing on pulling all the troops? bet not. dude why dont you inform your viewers on both sides instead of acting like any body besides bush in office and we wouldve never went to war. we were gonna be in this war with or without bush.all i see here man i u bashing mccain and bigging up obama which is cool, but why dont u tell both sides of the story the goood and bad for each politicians. a bunch of mindless individuals are gonna go to the polls and vote obama under one fact… the man is black, they dont know anything about the candidates and its because of sites like this.

  6. LOL@utards permalink
    September 2, 2008 1:48 pm

    look at this vid entirely illseed dont stop it look at it and take the facts.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-594683847743189197&hl=en

  7. LOL@utards permalink
    September 2, 2008 1:49 pm

    country is going to shit no matter who takes office…

  8. September 2, 2008 4:52 pm

    Utard – i had that move on AHH exactly January 19, 2008.

    i hate when ppl try to school me with basic stuff.!!!! comeon now.

  9. wtf permalink
    September 2, 2008 4:57 pm

    illseed go fuck yourself man, your hate campaign is the most pathetic shit ive ever seen and werent you complaiging about major news networks doing this for the past few months? you been nothing but straight dick riding obama and shitting on mccain for the past few months.

    fuck im about to switch to mccain just because how fucking igorant u ppl are

  10. LOL@utards permalink
    September 2, 2008 5:45 pm

    how am i the tard lol people only go to your site for the rumors and the late uploaded music. stop doing rumors for a week and see how many hits you lose. announce it and see what happens.if u really wanted people to see that it wouldve been in the side panels of your site the only thing that get u hits is the rumors. ur a female in a nail salon.when i want mccain bashing i go to ur site when i want obama bashin i go to fox.

  11. September 2, 2008 6:49 pm

    why is everybody worried about what i do? get a life of your own and rock on, dude! come on now. you can do better than this. you now have the ability to get a site and or a blog and speak to the whole world. If you don’t like the site, why worry your pretty little head over that? you have better things to do with your time. And, I won’t stop doing rumors anytime soon and that’s that.

    and for the other dude – “wtf”

    how intelligent are you? you are close to switching over to mccain b/c of a internet writer/columnist. shouldn’t your informed and educated decision be based on the candidates not somebody’s…ahem…d**kriding? sad.

  12. EASTBMORE permalink
    September 3, 2008 1:30 am

    THIS IS 4 LOL@UTARDS Y DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYN THAT IF OBAMA WAS WHITE, BLACKS WOULDNT B INTERESTED YET WHEN BILL WAS PREZ WE LOVED HIM DO PEOPLE 4GET HOW MUCH BLACKS WERE N LOVE WIT THE CLINTONS. THE REASON WE WAS TURND OFF FROM VOTEING 4 HILLARY WAS THE CONSTANT ATTACKS AGAINST OBAMA. EVERYONE I KNEW WAS LEANING TOWARDS HILLARY BUT IT WAS THE ATTACKS TOWARDS HIM NOT THE FACT THAT HE WAS BLACK THAT MADE PEOPLE TURN TO HIM

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