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July 24, 2008

NEGRO PLEASE: I Guess Rick Ross Wasn’t Lying


[Editor’s Note: “Blogger’s Note” has been taken over by Ron Mexico until further notice]

*gives readers a moment to adjust sarcasm detectors*

So… wait a minute. Rick Ross was a corrections officer and not a cocaine overlord in the 1990s? I must say I’m shocked.


Since when did rappers lie about their pasts?

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I didn’t think any nigga could get caught out there worse than Akon and his notorious car theft ring.

Y’all already know if The Smoking Gun says so, it’s gotta be true. Kinda like Newsweek for fraudulent rapster types.

Damn… is there anyone left on the MIA scene not looking a little fugazi right now?

Define irony. Despite incessant insistence otherwise, Rick Ross turns out to actually have been “the boss.” Big Boss Man to be exact.

What’s funny about Trick Daddy Dollars’ initial citation was that I totally believed him from moment one. (He had me at “Thug Holiday.”) I think Trick would remember his corrections officers.—Especially sloppy, doofy-ass COs who thought they were nice and often freestyled to the clank of their “Nigger B. Goode” sticks against the cell bars.

I can see it now. Unable to bear the shame of losing the lunchtime battle to an inmate, Ross totally plants a shank on Trick Daddy and slaps him in the hole.

Actually, it was probably more like some Hustle & Flow shit, as the first time I heard “Ross” coupled with “boss” in stanza was on an old Trick Daddy record.

The fucked up part is that I would never have knocked a man being honest about his 9-to-5 thing. There’s no shame in handling your business on the humble. I write columns. A lot of the shit-popping readers are going to close their sidekicks and get back to pushing a dry mop someplace. It’s really no thang.

The problem is the lying, Ross. A cartel member surely has to understand the importance of one’s word, right?

Conversely, I knew Ross was lying as soon as I saw his denial.

“See…See, that’s the type of shit you can expect from a bitch. Snitching. Whether it’s to the police, or to… me… or to YouTube or them blogs, snitchin is snitchin.”

The statement was very Gangstalicious in affect. After having known the entire world had already seen the picture, Ross needed to do better than that. Nigga then had the nerve to say somebody photoshopped a high school photo onto a CO’s body. That’s both desperate and fucking hilarious. As Jackpot once told me, “Ain’t nobody that nice on photoshop, Rick.”—Or should I say, Officer Roberts?

The funny shit is dude is still denying it all to this very hour.

Negro, please.

Officer Roberts is going O.J. with his shit. Ross won’t stop until he finds the real 350-pound nigga in that C.O. Academy graduation flick. You have his word on that.

Ugh. You’d think a trained C.O. would know when it’s time to surrender to the turtles.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Tits?

Fake rapsters be warned. TSG will get your ass eventually.

Don’t be the next contestant on that olive-ass screen.

32 Comments leave one →
  1. July 24, 2008 2:42 pm

    Rick ross is still the fucking boss lol that nigga is still ill

  2. 305 bitches permalink
    July 24, 2008 2:49 pm

    fake is fake and this nigga fakest of the fake!

  3. seagy44 permalink
    July 24, 2008 4:47 pm

    good site, keep up the work

  4. truth permalink
    July 24, 2008 6:21 pm

    rick ross aint the boss u dumn ass, seriously its whack ppl like you that keep hip hop fucked up. im tired of this shitty southern music and him akon and khaled all fake ass losers.

    he lied about it, because he knows its gonna kill his carrer, i dont respect a liar impersonating a thug when he was the opposite, seriously first you ppl defend soulja boys AWFUL music and now you defend rick ross the the cop?

    get a f’ing clue

  5. bosshoggin permalink
    July 24, 2008 6:50 pm

    @ truth

    what does it matter to you what people like. aint nobody ruining nothing homie. ross is coo with is flow. you have variety in artist, as you have variety in listeneres. don’t knock anybody because they support Ross. like what you like, and stick wit it homie. i swear its cats on AHH and here think that everything has to be be some deep, introspective type of flow. hip hop is what you make it. some ish light-hearted, some ish is deep. it will attract whoever is in either frame of mind. tired of cats actin like commercialism is the downfall of the entire genre. its good that there is discussion, but at the end of the day, let the artist be an artist, and let the admirer, admire.

    to call someone ignorant for the preference is ignorance in itself. dont feel you are above someone because you like a more philosphical flow. you would be an elitist if thats the case. and that is the whole basis behind hip hop. being real, and being for the real people..


  6. July 24, 2008 8:19 pm

    Fuck Billy Bob. aka William Roberts

  7. July 24, 2008 8:21 pm


  8. July 24, 2008 8:51 pm

    Sorry i was such a fag to think hes the boss. I’m such a prick loving fool.

  9. July 25, 2008 1:06 am

    lol that be some stupid ish on who ever wrote that shit!Fucking lames do something with your lives!Fucking haters!Bitch ass niggaz!

  10. July 25, 2008 1:07 am

    and truth your a fucking loser!Respect the man hustle! He making money! fucking dumb asss

  11. truth permalink
    July 25, 2008 2:41 am

    yea he did make some money, and i was a huge fan, im not anymore.

    listen if there was nothing wrong with it he wouldnt be denying it.

    respect his hustle? that he hustled us all to think he was a real hustler and somehow still hustled some losers like you into still fucking with him?

    ill move along, if you are a gangsta rapper, and you aint a gangsta, i dont wanna hear it.

  12. truth permalink
    July 25, 2008 2:43 am

    have you ever hustled? or spent time in jail? obviously not or you wouldnt be a fan of his either.

  13. truth permalink
    July 25, 2008 2:46 am

    if you are a c.o. @ 19… and you look like al roker… how the fuck u gonna make gangsta rap @ 30…

    look at his beard and bald head, its like he camoflauged his fake ass

  14. truth permalink
    July 25, 2008 2:51 am

    @ bosshoggin

    i aint no elitist, and lol you didnt son me, admit dude you the same type of dude that listens to soulja boy, i dont care about being having a message in every song or super tight lyrics everytime someone spits but when all you put out is some trash ass shit like super man and act like you an o.g. in the game?

    all he did was add a whole new level of shit to hip hop, but let me guess he made money too so i should respect him in the hip hop game? no fuk that

  15. July 25, 2008 12:41 pm


    much love on the ups, oh ill one!


  16. Stew permalink
    July 25, 2008 2:14 pm

    Now I know why Ross said in his Hustlin’ song ” The Real Noreaga Owe me Bout 100 favors!!”
    We get it now!!! Lmao!!!

  17. Money on my mind permalink
    July 25, 2008 2:16 pm

    This nigga is a fuckin fake, point blank, it would’ve been cool if he didn’t deny tha bullshit, he was 19 when he did that, all he had to say was that shit wasnt workin for him so he started hustlin, he didnt have to deny tha shit, well that wouldn’t work either b/c in his music he said he was hustlin at 17, damn this nigga fake as hell, its fucked up niggaz still on his dick after he got called out, ya’ll niggaz is dumb for that shit, like Truth said, go out and do sum hustlin or get locked up and see if u still respect this nigga, you wouldn’t b/c he dont know wut it feel like for a nigga to go out and do that shit for a livin!!!! Fake ass niggaz!!!!!

  18. July 25, 2008 3:54 pm

    Uh… Who’s Rick Ross again?

  19. July 25, 2008 4:31 pm

    Well. PPL don’t be mad at Rick Ross alone, what about Jay-Z who signed him/ He knew rick ross was a fake.

    Bottom line is real husslers are in jail. Yes they do have real husslers who make tracks in the underground and independent scene. They will always stay in the underground scene because the Major Record label Exec.. don’t really want a real THUG.

    Ask why. because its business. When they signed with the Label spend Millions is spent in up front money and productions of the album. 1) why would I spent money on a thug that may go to jail and I would not be able to make my money back. 2) After the money is made and the real thug finds out that he got fuck (fucked up contract) and his royalty check is garbage. Thug kill for respect, honnor & a few dollar. Imagine if millions is involve. Like I say PPL it is a business.

    I look at rappers as Yes ACtors….. theirs album is like a movie/art not reality. you could tell when they are coming from the heart. ex: T.I. (No Matter What) just that track. If you really think Rick Ross was the boss. I feel sorry for you, Your life will be rough period. it like beleiving Al pacino is really Scarface LOL!!

    Bottom LIne: Rappers are fake or exaggerates their statements by 20 (sold a nickle bag claim they sold boat loads) Be real with yourself.

  20. Sagnasty989 permalink
    July 25, 2008 4:44 pm

    who gives a fuck…

  21. midsouthboi permalink
    July 25, 2008 5:03 pm

    this is ridiculous

  22. K-Money aka Young Money permalink
    July 25, 2008 7:16 pm

    man fuck all thiz c.o. bullshit. yeah tha nigga lied about it, which wuz fucked up, but goddamn, if muthafuckaz can still make songs wit lil wayne after kissin baby on the fuckin LIPS, then this rick ross bullshit iz nuthin!!!!! what the fuck. a faggot gangster rapper iz a lot worse in my books than a former c.o. gangster rapper. that c.o. shit wuz like 10 fuckin yrs. ago!!! that lil wayne shit was just last fuckin year!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. MINDSLAVE permalink
    July 25, 2008 7:24 pm

    Dear Billy Bobby,

    Please, find a very tall building and jump.


  24. word permalink
    July 25, 2008 7:27 pm

    well he managed to trick all of us, or did he ? I didnt believe for a damn minute that he actually sold drugs EVER. To me, hes playing a character when he raps, he need to stop denying that shit. Its not like Plies rides with mac 10s in his pants or that Khaled is really for the hood or that any rapper does anything that they rap about. Even NWA got exposed back in the day when it was found out none of them had a rap sheet or were ever charged for violent crime -> “I kill a cop” bs

  25. July 25, 2008 8:04 pm

    Nigga truth who the fuck said I buy his cds lmao

  26. July 25, 2008 8:06 pm

    Nigga I aint gonna say if I fucking hustled or not remember nigga one of the greatest tricks the devil played on people was convincing them that he did not exist so fuck off! I aint to prove to you if I hustle or not lmao nigga get the fuck outta here

  27. July 25, 2008 8:09 pm

    Darealzoe305 Lol you said some TRUTH!

  28. altamese permalink
    July 25, 2008 8:28 pm

    “Ain’t nobody that nice on photoshop, Rick.”
    I beg to differ!

  29. HLDUB permalink
    July 26, 2008 5:58 am


  30. HLDUB permalink
    July 26, 2008 6:02 am

    Yeah, dude was a fakie. Dude try to really go hard at the BET awards. CAme out with is shirt off, belly lookin like LUMBERJACK SNIITCH…ratted on a bitch. Come outside now wit ya shirt of homey….and don’t forget your chain and watches. Real tallk. Yonkers NY….bitches

  31. truth permalink
    July 27, 2008 1:52 am

    rick ross – “im 100% real, thid photo was made for fakes for the fake blah blah blah etc”

    wow he says this shit, after being exposed and you fags still on his dick ? the dude is a complete fraud, he jacked the real rick rosses whole life and he is a complete swagger jacking fag ass C.O.

  32. July 27, 2008 3:10 pm

    Rick Ross is a hustler,
    Only from a business prospective he hustled the public.
    Like Vanilla Ice. Considering most hustlers don’t like what they are hustling.
    From an urban street point of view, police , guards, and law enforcement generally
    work against the Black community. So to come from that, to be amongst our ranks,
    and advocate you are real and seriously on the street thing when you are not is wrong.
    But this is America, this is Hip Hop 2008, where cops can be come rappers,
    get a tattoo, look like you’re flownin’ with some fake gold on. Tell some stories,
    without hurting any one, now that’s gangsta!
    Rick Ross knows in his heart he is wrong so he lies about his past life. The way
    he was trained; to lie. I think only the lames got played by this character.
    Rick Ross should have made a move to help inmates, that is what he still can do.
    I guess Snitchin’ is bad, but being a Snitch is okay if you make money with music!

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