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Man Has Sex With Picnic Table

March 31, 2008

Peep this madness. Police arrested a man in Ohio because he was caught on tape…having sex with a picnic table. JEEEZ! The man, one Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after his next-door neighbor videotaped him doing the wild thing to a metal table. (You know Bellevue is a famous mental hospital in New York?) Anyway, the caught the 40-year-old Price sexing the table butt naked between 10 am and noon. The table has an umbrella hole in it and he used that to do his business. Sadly, dude is  a married man with three school-age kids. What does this say about his WIFE? How low must she feel? He’s got felony charges coming down. No pun intended.

Dude makes hookers seem morally acceptable.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. John permalink
    March 31, 2008 8:45 am

    I don’t know why people behave like an animal and get wild with any damn thing. Pathetic!
    Hey guys can you think that washing machine can be helpful in having sex, If you can’t check here. and let me know if it can be possible.

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  3. March 31, 2008 6:25 pm

    I’m sorry but……….this is some of the funniest shit I’ve heard in a LOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGG time!!!!! How the fuck can you have sex with a picnic table???

  4. March 31, 2008 6:26 pm

    I feel sorry for his wife!!

  5. Stephen permalink
    March 31, 2008 7:43 pm

    You know its bad when you have to get some from the picnic table, lmao!!!!! I wonder did he use protection! Better yet, foreplay! Aww so many jokes is going to come out of this.

  6. jack veneno permalink
    March 31, 2008 11:10 pm

    i said it once and ill say it again…white people are the funniest people on earth, them niggas is crazy

  7. trackstar permalink
    September 14, 2008 11:41 pm

    WHAAAAATTT????? he had to have been drunk or something, there’s no way he did that while sober. I feel bad for his kids and his wife.


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