Man Has Sex With Picnic Table
Peep this madness. Police arrested a man in Ohio because he was caught on tape…having sex with a picnic table. JEEEZ! The man, one Art Price of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after his next-door neighbor videotaped him doing the wild thing to a metal table. (You know Bellevue is a famous mental hospital in New York?) Anyway, the caught the 40-year-old Price sexing the table butt naked between 10 am and noon. The table has an umbrella hole in it and he used that to do his business. Sadly, dude is a married man with three school-age kids. What does this say about his WIFE? How low must she feel? He’s got felony charges coming down. No pun intended.
Dude makes hookers seem morally acceptable.