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STUFF EDUCATED BLACK PEOPLE LIKE

March 6, 2008

This is a twist on the “Stuff White People Like,” but it is mildly insulting that they threw “educated” in the Black counterpart. Always a counterpart like The Falcon, eh? Anyway, Here are some of the highlights of “Stuff Black People Like.”

Look at it and love it:

#13 Talking About Uneducated Black People

“Besides themselves, EBP like talking about uneducated Blacks who disgrace their race. Most EBP hate those Blacks who are loud in public and draw unnecessary attention to themselves. EBP especially get embarrassed when they are out with their white friends and they run into an uneducated Black person.”

#12 Barack Obama

“Allow your educated black friend to discuss the issues that concern them and they will usually tell you that they support Obama because of how he stands on national issues. It is important for an educated black person to explain why they like Obama, so that they can separate themselves from the uneducated or other blacks who like Obama just because he’s black.”

#5 Poetry Slams

“Educated Black People LOVE poetry slams. Poetry slams are events where either professional poets or audience members get up and reciteoriginal poems, songs and speeches. Educated black people are largeattendees of these “slams” because we believe that this form of entertainment is much better then going to a bar.”

#1 Fraternities and Sororities

“Educated Black people like to talk about which fraternity (also called a ”frat”) or sorority they pledged in college. Some of them even go to college with the intent to pledge a Greek lettered organization, then drop out of school.”

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. March 6, 2008 9:16 pm

    LOVEDD this!!! And so so so true. LMFAO at #13. I SMH because I work in a white, male dominated world as a little brown girl from the hood… and it is sooo true. Oh 14 too. 🙂

  2. March 7, 2008 12:10 am

    I think the blog is HILARIOUS!! Great satire!! People who get bent out of shape either are offended because it pertains to them (or their associates), they have no sense of satire comedy, or it’s just simply not for them.

  3. March 23, 2008 11:46 pm

    Monk, you’re absolutely right… I have no sense of “satire comedy.”

    Borderline Racist – http://borderlineracist.wordpress.com

  4. steffini permalink
    April 24, 2008 7:27 pm

    the stuff your saying is rediculous…and th people that think you are funny are ignorant…and you already know you would never say any of this shit to a black persons face cause they would fuck you up…so keep talking shit from behind a computer screen where your safe

  5. Mclovin permalink
    May 13, 2008 7:40 pm

    GET IT GET IT GET IT GOOD BITCH MCLOVIN IN DIS MUFFUCA BITCH HAHAHA I GOT MY NOODLE WORKING, TIME FOR THE NOODLE DANCE P,B&j otter in dis muffucka bitch so suck it mozart and ur symphony, im high as hell

  6. Raspuchia permalink
    May 13, 2008 7:42 pm

    look stephanie u aint nothin but a bald-head bitch, meet me on da corna of church and dodge ill whopp dat ass i dont need not computer screen, lick dat lollipop cuz ill make it juicy 4 ya

  7. Krissy permalink
    February 12, 2009 5:51 am

    I would have love to see the blog but for some reason they took it down…the comp. always says website unavailable…I wonder why….hmmm

  8. Funny!! permalink
    February 3, 2010 1:40 am

    OMG I literally laughed out loud at #13. Wooooo! You nailed it.

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