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February 13, 2008

“The boy’s gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I’ll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary.”

This is a satire, but the KKK might as well jump on the wagon while the getting is good. Obama scooped up three more states and is now in the lead. The time is here to fight the good fight.

83 Comments leave one →
  1. gregcomx permalink
    February 13, 2008 9:31 am

    well !! this support is perhaps welcome but the KKK is always a racist organisation who is guilt to have killed people

  2. thejabberwocky permalink
    February 13, 2008 9:59 am

    Oh, those were the days when our brains were tazed
    Back in Twenty, Zero, Eight.
    When the times were tough and the men were gruff
    When they had to go on dates
    It was “Clinton” this, and “Clinton that,”
    And “Gosh, I think she’s smart,”
    He’d just nod his head as he hoped instead
    That the super bowl would start
    As the time progressed he’d have hardly guessed
    That she’d still be in the thing
    But to his surprise right before his eyes
    She had still not left the ring
    She had just one foe who withstood her blow:
    Who had come from a mixed descent
    Who presumed that he, might yet somehow be,
    The first black president
    But he had no chance, for she wore the pants
    From the time that it had begun
    For she often basked in the questions asked,
    Like the rays of a gentle sun
    When her voice grew soft, then the gloves came off,
    Like the trick of a clever crook
    Though she used her left, she could still be deft,
    With a nasty right-hand hook
    Oh, those were the days when our brains were tazed
    In Twenty, Zero, Eight.
    When the times were tough and the men were gruff
    ‘When they had to go on dates
    They would never squawk when their women talked,
    Though by now they were awful scared,
    For a silent sigh, and lowered eye,
    Was the most that they ever dared!

    To Little Rock in Arkansas
    The dreaded Clintons came
    The Southern state that once was great
    Would never be the same
    We loathed their guts so very much
    They lost their second bid
    But then they won it back again
    ’Cuz Rodham had a kid
    In 92 the Clinton crew
    Had bigger fish to fry
    The faithful wife gave Bill his life
    By standing by her guy
    The Senior Bush who lacked a push
    Became their only foe
    Yet still they only won the race
    Because of Ross Perot
    For eight more years with lies and tears
    They kept their foes in check
    The crafty two knew how to brew
    A storm as fierce as heck
    The democrats who gave congrats
    For what they did to Starr
    Will change their tune so very soon
    When Rodham goes too far
    So when at last their term was passed
    We hoped they’d fade away
    But to our fear they made it clear
    Their names were here to stay
    As we rejoiced with all the boys
    And drowned our hearts in booze
    She took a place inside a race
    She knew she could not lose
    In old New York she went to work:
    A state completely blue
    Their hearts were sold, she won it cold
    With plenty hull’baloo
    She took the floor and with hopes to score
    In front of ev’ryone
    The comeback kid would make her bid
    When Bush’s term was done

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    February 13, 2008 1:03 pm

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  4. frodo441 permalink
    February 13, 2008 2:06 pm

    Strange how some people think they can capitalize on such an abhorrent reality…satire…I think it’s just some one who complains about everybody else and is in fact the largest abuser of public sentiments. Get a life …Loser…

  5. frodo441 permalink
    February 13, 2008 2:09 pm

    And technically Bill and Hillary Clinton are not hippies…you dweeb…

  6. frodo441 permalink
    February 13, 2008 2:10 pm

    try to get your crap straight…

  7. Panther permalink
    February 13, 2008 2:17 pm

    THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

  8. N. DeLa permalink
    February 13, 2008 2:44 pm

    That is F&#$ING CRAZY!

  9. Stack a Dolla permalink
    February 13, 2008 2:53 pm

    They only do that so when he’s elected they try to kill em

  10. Kure permalink
    February 13, 2008 3:51 pm

    That information is not accurate. the KKK did not endorse Obama for the presidential election. This infomation came from a publication based out of the UK called the Daily Swuib. The Daily squib often decribes itself as a satirical publication.

  11. frodo441 permalink
    February 13, 2008 5:01 pm

    Yeh, I’ve seen these two coming together a little longer than I care to admit…funny how it’s a relationship of convenience…on again off again feelings convenience for garnishing public opinion and basically used as a social action.

  12. Mzqt permalink
    February 13, 2008 5:04 pm

    Wow…I dont get it. Is there an alterior motive? HMMM!!!

  13. February 13, 2008 5:50 pm

    Obama had me at Hello! The KKK, Krazy Kracker Krackheads, had better be careful what they wish for.

  14. King Kash permalink
    February 13, 2008 6:01 pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hahahahahahah aaaah the world is gonna end i dunno what to say A nigga got it pretty damn good with everyone if the KKK are backing u

  15. jmj89 permalink
    February 13, 2008 6:54 pm

    I was wondering who they wanted.
    I don’t know much about either canidate yet but I going to find out and judge them based on their policies.

  16. February 13, 2008 7:08 pm

    Yeah if that is true i dont think Barack Obama would accept it. So i chalk this up to be a bad rumor.

  17. February 13, 2008 7:09 pm

    Too funny. Reverse psychology? Maybe they’re coming to their senses. … Maybe.


  18. frodo441 permalink
    February 13, 2008 7:27 pm

    anybody who posted this kind a crap…I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw…

  19. fauxking permalink
    February 13, 2008 8:16 pm

    Are we allowed to say “fucking”? Cuz, if so, I wanted to say that this was pretty fucking funny!

  20. Michael Morgan permalink
    February 13, 2008 8:43 pm

    Oh no you didn’t!

  21. Zac Bauer permalink
    February 13, 2008 8:49 pm

    This is just some spin off Klan, like the Alabama Christian Klan, who says that they would rather have Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton, because Hillary is pro illegal immigration and Barack is mostly against it. Any real Klan would never support him, because of the black nationalist church that he goes to.

  22. jim jibz permalink
    February 13, 2008 9:07 pm


  23. siniste7 permalink
    February 13, 2008 9:24 pm

    What the Hell. Did you all know that Obama is Islamic. His name is Barak Hussein Obama.I just think its funny that only in America a Islamic man who is portraying himself as African American can have so many people bewitched by his charm. Don’t take this the wrong way but there isn’t one good candidate running for President, but what do you all really know about Mr Obama? can anyone tell me. Where the hell did he come from and why are we ready to turn our country over to him. The woman sucks as well, so what are we to do? The Gops have screwed up thanks to George Bush. So either way the American people are screwed again.

  24. 2Gutta permalink
    February 13, 2008 10:19 pm

    HOLY!! S(*&*&*TT!!

  25. February 13, 2008 10:37 pm

    That’s just insane.

  26. outsider222 permalink
    February 13, 2008 10:39 pm

    LOL…If it were up to my southern Maine town, Obama would have got about 95% of the vote. I’m sure it was only the KKK’s buddies up in Bangor that brought the percentage down a bit:

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  28. kkk is gay permalink
    February 13, 2008 11:10 pm

    kkk is gay any racist is

  29. February 13, 2008 11:31 pm

    yo homie ur always on some white hatin bullshit…meanwhile u can never really show ur face cuz ur really white homie….ur sucha perped bastard

  30. Pellom "Tha Truth" Burts permalink
    February 14, 2008 12:22 am

    WOW!!! LMAO! That’s some crazy shit

  31. aaroncamp permalink
    February 14, 2008 12:30 am

    I thought the KKK supported McCain!

  32. February 14, 2008 1:14 am

    please read people, its saying this is a satire! if you do not know what a satire is, then look it up in…..thanks

    oh btw go obama!

  33. joytech permalink
    February 14, 2008 3:04 am

    let’s get the kkk on show em whose boss

  34. barackfor08 permalink
    February 14, 2008 3:41 am

    Yeah Obama for 08.

  35. February 14, 2008 4:26 am

    Absolutely amazing what people believe.

  36. whydidyoudoit permalink
    February 14, 2008 5:19 am

    DEBATE? She backed out of one on MSNBC
    Let me see if I understand this:the Clinton camp is essentially ignoring the Wisconsin primary in favor of Texas,but wants to gain points for a non-inexistent debate in Wisconsin?
    Hill win, we all lose…..I do not like her brand of old mudslinging politics and dragging others down in the mud with her…..she sure plays dirty when she is not crying about something to get votes…..
    Clinton refused to debate in NY when she was running for Sen., but I guess that’s ok since no rules seem to apply to her (i.e. Michigan and Fla., not debating, etc.) She just wants free TV time because her campaign’s in trouble. How can she run the country when she can’t even run a campaign? Barack has already proven by his campaign alone that he can bring people together. The people’s voices are being heard and not the voices of Clinton’s special interest groups and lobbyists. Go Barack!!!
    35 years….Experience yada yada,…..but tell me this. If Hillary is such a master politician please explain how she ran a simple election campaign 5 million dollars in the red?? Put everything else aside then answer that without the hate.
    For the record, I used to be a Clinton supporter.

  37. Pnobronx permalink
    February 14, 2008 6:37 am

    Easy way to kill him off LOL so we see now people once Obamas in office he’ll be out of office.Dam

  38. frodo441 permalink
    February 14, 2008 7:03 am

    I can’t stand Illinois Nazi’s….

  39. siniste7 permalink
    February 14, 2008 10:15 am

    take the KKK the Nation of Islam, that’s right I said the Nation of Islam the White Arian Brotherhood, all the neo Nazi Orginizations all the skinheads, put Obama, MCcain,and Hillary together, place them on a deserted island somewhere and let them, oh let’s not forget about George Bush and Dick Chaney let them kill each other off, then who ever gets out alive they can be the President. That’s the new survivor series, it’s called Survivor President, where the American people lose and some asshole wins

  40. shaw permalink
    February 14, 2008 1:17 pm


  41. lecya permalink
    February 14, 2008 10:47 pm

    Well I can’t complain about that one… LOL. Poor Hillary though. She’s been getting a lot of shit. Oh well… Obama 08!

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  43. ryo96o permalink
    February 14, 2008 11:12 pm

    Holy shit

  44. February 15, 2008 12:49 am

    Glad you pointed out it was a satirical joke! I was buying into the quote that is authorless! *chuckles*

    Once upon a time photographs were considered a document. Proof of sorts. Evidentiary Proof. Those were the days. But…look what whimsical fun can be created now for political satire! Well done! looking forward to reading more of what you write.


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  49. downwithpolitics permalink
    May 28, 2008 5:10 pm

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    Amazing how much falsehood penetrates the election to try to influence the voters. You would think it would all be about rational thought, but perhaps it never was.

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