The Coon Hall Of Fame
January 24, 2008
No more passes are left for Flavor Flav. He is officially the first inductee in the Illseed Coon Hall of Fame. He is now peddling his Flavor of Love part 2,066.
Flav should go in and just go all the way out!
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WTF, this dude is a clown. He aint gonna stop til somebody offers him a role as Sambo in a new film. Putting the PE legacy to dust one show at a time.
I remember when Public Enemy was about having pride in your black skin and Flav made the famous quote ” MOTHER FUCK HIM AND JOHN WAYNE” and him was referring to Elvis. What the fuck happened to that flav; the one that has all of those black kids. This nigga, porch monkey, jack ass fool ,country coon ass, sambo acting, jiggaboo spade looking , crispy moon creature, bug eyed cornfritter mouth, ashy guerilla knuckle, vasoline across tha forehead looking , shit stain across my teeth having , Uncle Ruckus looking, african treasure troll hair having, ke ke ke keep you mouth closed when you laughing brass grill cathedral clock wearing , chili bowl with cornrows hair cut sporting , frisco homo suit wearing , I get on TV and treat a white girl better than tha sisters and try to choose a sister to make it look better , no class , finger sucking, i want 10 kids like a 1890’s slave, dirt bag ass nigga flipped tha script. Kissing these white girls all in the mouth one after another and some were porno vixens!
WHAT ?
YEEAH BOYYYY!
WHAT!
FLAVOR FLAV!!!!
WHAT?
ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU TRIPLE BLACK, BLACK ON BLACK ON BLACK CRIME RAT BASTARD YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY TV, RADIO, I POD, RING TONE, MAGAZINES, CD COLLECTION, CITY, STATE, NEIGHBORHOOD, MY STREET, MY GRASS, MY SIDEWALK, CHURCH, GROCERY STORE, LIBRARY, NEWS PAPER, AND ANY OTHER SPACE I MAY OCCUPY. SUCK A DEAD DOGS DICK UNTILL HE CUM YOU COON.
NO RESPECT DUE AND IM OUT
Funky Town
AC
I think that he is a great example of why you don’t smoke crack. Chuck, Terminator X, and Professor Griff must be killing themselves.