EPIC FAIL & OWNED MOMENTS

LOL!

AN ILLSEED RIDDLE (By Einstein)

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person
with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of
beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No
owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the
same beverage.
The question is: Who owns [...]