Bill O’Reilly has a new club song, where his violent outbursts and really get traction. Like to hear it, hear it go.

This big feller’s name is Chilli and he weighs over a ton. He is 6′7″ and looking to get in the Guiness Book of World Records. He’s got a good shot as long as he can avoid being made into a billion burgers.

The man that KO’d Suge. He actually allowed his picture to be taken. Crazy.

Additional images of the Knockout of Suge Knight.

One more.

All praise is due to tmz.

You have seen the video and you have read the reports.

She has been arrested and here is Soulja Girl’s mugshot:

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

By BRIAN ROGERS

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

Source: Houston Chronicle

Time magazine has proclaimed Barack Obama the winner in the Democratic Primary. Hopefully, they can re-run this in November or December.

Time: Source and Article Link

Oh god! This has to be the funniest thing ever since yesterday. Shout out to Lou Draws for this one (even though he f**ked up “The Wop”). New Jack Swing Lives!

Props to Mick Boogie

“Are you dead yet,” he repeatedly said!

Elderly Woman Recovering After Hammer Attack

“He attacked her with the hammer.  I think the neighbor heard her scream and I think she was able to get to the phone and call 911 to say he’s killing me with the hammer and that’s all she said,” her brother, David Figueroa, said.

Neighbors on the quiet street were shocked by the news.  Alma’s brother says out of the public eye, Calvin’s dementia was changing his behavior.

“Well, he has Amzheimer’s and he’s been acting up for a number of years.  Not this bad, but he acted up before,” he said.

The Alzheimer’s Association knows that violence is not out of character for an unpredictable disease.

“A person may lash out at a hallucination that they don’t understand or try to protect themselves, so it’s very important for the family to monitor the situation,” said Cass Naugle, the Alzheimer Association’s executive director.

Forty percent of Alzheimer’s patients have some form of psychosis.  Outbursts can be triggered by just about anything.  Families should keep track of behaviors and share with doctors.

“You can’t aways predict, you can’t anticipate that something like this will happen,” Naugle said.

The Alzheimer’s Association says now they’re worried about Calvin Payne, who’s sitting in jail.  They say an Alzheimer’s patient should not be thrown in with other inmates when he needs medication and a regular schedule.

Alma continues to recover from the beating.  She lost one eye Monday evening.

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Ever wonder what it would be like if Hillary and Obama were the leads in “Star Wars?” Look below for the funniest thing ever.