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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

October 7, 2008

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Linda Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

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21 Comments leave one →
  1. Flipmode permalink
    October 7, 2008 6:16 am

    LOL…..thats all i gotta say.

  2. gottheanswer permalink
    October 7, 2008 9:26 am

    thats one of the funniest thing’s i’ve ever read.

  3. code permalink
    October 7, 2008 12:21 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  4. Hypnotice7 permalink
    October 7, 2008 12:53 pm

    Ahahahahahaha……had me laughing! Chick seen too many hood movies

  5. October 7, 2008 3:29 pm

    lmao….lol

  6. Stunna permalink
    October 7, 2008 4:32 pm

    This is old. I heard about this like 2 or 3 years ago, seriously.

  7. October 7, 2008 4:46 pm

    sounds sarah palinish……LMAO…..

  8. October 7, 2008 5:02 pm

    Last sentence explains it all. LMAO!

  9. datshotisright permalink
    October 7, 2008 5:50 pm

    SHE IS SO DUMB!!!!!!

  10. KENDY permalink
    October 7, 2008 7:03 pm

    THIS IS COMEDIAN SOMMORES MATERIAL..NOT FUNNY ANYMORE !

  11. Koko permalink
    October 7, 2008 7:33 pm

    Okay I live in San Diego and never heard about this but there are a lot of dumb asses that live here!!!! LOL

  12. T>BONe permalink
    October 7, 2008 7:44 pm

    IALMBO ( I am laughing my brains out ) that was 2 funny (:

  13. milkman209 permalink
    October 7, 2008 8:01 pm

    this is a couple of years old….but still funny.

  14. October 7, 2008 9:21 pm

    Wow…people need to stop mating with those blonde things. They are dumbing down our gene pool.

  15. qbaba7 permalink
    October 8, 2008 12:53 am

    LMAO….now and anytime i remember this.

  16. trackstar permalink
    October 8, 2008 3:17 am

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! That is hilarious, but the lady that it happened to was probably really scared at the time…..poor thing.

  17. October 8, 2008 2:35 pm

    CUTE

  18. JoeyFingaz permalink
    October 8, 2008 4:44 pm

    nah this an urban legend. yall might wana start watchin discovery channel. this was on mythbuster when they first came out. like 3 years ago. it possible to do but they have never been any ACTUAL recorded emergency calls where this situation has played out in any fashion. look it up

  19. jack permalink
    December 11, 2008 12:05 am

    that had to be inbarising

  20. jack permalink
    December 11, 2008 12:06 am

    that was cool she had to be embarasing

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