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BIG PIMPIN’ GONE WRONG

April 12, 2008

This is all the ways, big pimpin has just been misunderstood and misinterpreted.

1000 words.

Pimps don’t kill themselves. They kill disobedient hoes.

Pimps don’t like snakes!

Friends don’t let friends pimp small.

A pimp cannot have a male as his only hoe.

Love Ice, but you can’t marry your bottom bitch…or can you?

You cannot be a racist and pimp big. Real pimps pimp hoes regardless of race, color, creed or moral orientation.

Two chicks does not a pimp make.

You will not be able to pimp a horse. get off the phone.

The “I Lost” convention was in full swing until the pigs came.

Wizards must use their powers for good, not pimpin….

Nice Try, Dude.

Your back is not got.

You are not a pimp. This is your car’s interior. you lost. life has stopped calling,

Nice try.

Having a human as a pet is not considered pimpin…goth is goth. pimpin is pimpin…pimpin.

Pimps don’t ask or beg. They take dat.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. April 16, 2008 11:57 am

    You know the sad part? Aside from Louisiana Tech University, Ruston, Louisiana will probably be forever known as the location of that dude with the four-wheeler on dubs. I recognize the police car design, the project building, and the phone number. lol smdh

  2. April 16, 2008 12:22 pm

    ROFLMAO!! THat joint with Smeagle in the back FINISHED me and the caption was hi-larious

  3. Will permalink
    April 16, 2008 2:47 pm

    Coco is the exception. You can marry that one.

  4. April 16, 2008 6:04 pm

    HA,

  5. Young caine permalink
    April 17, 2008 1:43 pm

    You a fool wit dis one…

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