3 MEN USE CORPSE HEAD TO SMOKE WEED

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

By BRIAN ROGERS

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

Source: Houston Chronicle

TIME MAGAZINE GIVES OBAMA THE “WIN”

Time magazine has proclaimed Barack Obama the winner in the Democratic Primary. Hopefully, they can re-run this in November or December.

Time: Source and Article Link

THE YOUNGEST MILF

Oh god! This has to be the funniest thing ever since yesterday. Shout out to Lou Draws for this one (even though he f**ked up “The Wop”). New Jack Swing Lives!

Props to Mick Boogie

MAN ATTACKS WIFE WITH HAMMER!

“Are you dead yet,” he repeatedly said!

Elderly Woman Recovering After Hammer Attack

“He attacked her with the hammer.  I think the neighbor heard her scream and I think she was able to get to the phone and call 911 to say he’s killing me with the hammer and that’s all she said,” her brother, David Figueroa, said.

Neighbors on the quiet street were shocked by the news.  Alma’s brother says out of the public eye, Calvin’s dementia was changing his behavior.
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STAR WARS: HILLARY CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA

Ever wonder what it would be like if Hillary and Obama were the leads in “Star Wars?” Look below for the funniest thing ever.

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3 DEAD BABIES FOUND IN A FREEZER

German police find three dead babies in freezer

BERLIN (AFP) — In the latest case of apparent infanticide to shock Germany, police said Monday they have found three dead babies in a freezer and arrested a woman believed to be the children’s mother.

Police said the woman’s grown-up son and daughter discovered the tiny corpses — believed to be newborns — on Saturday evening when they were looking for something to eat when their parents were out.

“They both decided to get a pizza and realised that the freezer had to be cleaned up because it was full of out-of-date food… It was then that they discovered the first bag,” police investigator Herbert Fingerhut said.

The two waited for the parents to come home at around 7:00 pm (1700 GMT) on Sunday from a weekend in the Black Forest before confronting them.

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MAN RAPES WOMAN OVER THE PHONE

What the hell? A man rapes a woman over the phone? He took her virginity over the phone? Read this madness!

Was woman raped on telephone?




TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI) — A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.

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CHURCH LADY’S WIG FLIES OFF!

This is Sister Kearse and she praises God the way metal heads mosh. See the video!

But, why did her own Pastor put this video on youtube? Is that an act of God?

GANG SPEAKS: THAT’S WHAT UP

The 9 is your best friend and “That’s what up.”

Thanks Ikon Radio

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EXCLUSIVE: JAY-Z ESTABLISHES TRUST FUND FOR SEAN BELL’S CHILDREN

ALLHIPHOP.COM EXCLUSIVE: Jay-Z Establishes Trust for Sean Bell’s Children
By Houston Williams

Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter has established an educational trust for the for the children of Sean Bell, the unarmed African-American man who was shot and killed by police on the day he was to be married.

Sources have confirmed with AllHipHop.com that Jay-Z is working closely with Nicole Paultre Bell, Sean Bell’s widow, to institute the trust funds for both of their children.

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